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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #100 on: June 23, 2013, 04:53:48 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #101 on: June 23, 2013, 11:29:30 PM »
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #102 on: June 24, 2013, 04:16:37 AM »
Thanks, I improved it I think.

I liked the old one better.  :-\

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #103 on: June 27, 2013, 01:27:14 AM »
Who ever thinks it is funny telling the n00bs I can waive the 25 post minimum, knock it off!  >:(
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #104 on: June 27, 2013, 02:06:48 AM »
For those that don't know, CV's previous signature was "if your a n00b and have less than 25 posts,  you can pm me and I'll start the topic for you" . (Or something like that  :P )

What did you think was going to happen with a sig like that??

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #105 on: June 27, 2013, 02:17:13 AM »
For those that don't know, CV's previous signature was "if your a n00b and have less than 25 posts,  you can pm me and I'll start the topic for you" . (Or something like that  :P )

What did you think was going to happen with a sig like that??
How would someone that joined last week know that was my sig a month ago? Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #106 on: June 27, 2013, 03:51:09 AM »
How would someone that joined last week know that was my sig a month ago? Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?

Just because someone joined last week, it doesn't mean he hasn't been lurking for two months first without signing up.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #107 on: June 27, 2013, 04:20:20 AM »
Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?

It doesn't, that's why they're called n00bs.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #108 on: June 28, 2013, 12:09:48 PM »
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" - u-no-me

Well your friend definitely don't enjoy it :P

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #109 on: July 04, 2013, 02:34:15 PM »
Any explanation on the latest from CV's pen?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #110 on: July 04, 2013, 02:36:31 PM »
Any explanation on the latest from CV's pen?
Hmmm.
Ask him?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #111 on: July 04, 2013, 03:21:20 PM »
Hmmm.
Ask him?
Ok. CV Care to humor us? :P

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #112 on: July 05, 2013, 01:07:08 AM »
Ok. CV Care to humor us? :P
Some will take offense to it.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #113 on: July 05, 2013, 06:35:29 AM »
Some will take offense to it.
That's a great sig you got there  ;)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #114 on: July 05, 2013, 07:01:16 AM »
That's a great sig you got there  ;)
Thanks! I am not sure but I think I seen it before.  :)
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #115 on: July 05, 2013, 09:32:21 AM »
Thanks! I am not sure but I think I seen it before.  :)
Well what was that someone said about great minds? :P

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #116 on: July 10, 2013, 06:50:44 AM »
Got a kick out of itsyehuda sig: "I'm moving to Poland."
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #117 on: August 07, 2013, 11:24:51 PM »
@henche.... WOW! saved any for others?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #118 on: August 07, 2013, 11:33:42 PM »
@henche.... WOW! saved any for others?
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
« Reply #119 on: August 07, 2013, 11:38:46 PM »