Reminds me of the Yid who hid a bagel under his Talis for Vaanachnu Korim...
That's giving away half the story, try it this way.
A guy was laying on the floor after "Korim" for a few minutes, so the people asked him what's going on?
He says sorry I can't eat "that" fast. ....
This is how I was told the story, Better?