What Are You Eating?

[Something Fishy]

You eat these, but you won't drink a shot of booze?

Yes. This is a one-time crazy thing and I have no regrets.

I've tried booze countless times and always found it disguising. Sue me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

POIDH

Oh man we were dying for a video camera. No one was able to come up with a good enough heter though unfortunately 🤣.

[CountValentine]

[YitzyS]

Nothing

[mevinyavin]

Some kind of soft kitniyos macaroon with jelly filling; Bet Yosef KLP and Badatz lchol hashana. But I'm still hungry.

[mevinyavin]

Breakfast today is some leftover matzah pizza, 1 small vanilla yogurt, half a box of Paskezs "everything" thins with sliced cheese, 1 can Dr. Browns' Cream Soda, and a "Afikoman" brand brownie cookie for dessert. Classic Chol Hamoed breakfast, amirite?

[Moshe Green]

Breakfast today is some leftover matzah pizza, 1 small vanilla yogurt, half a box of Paskezs "everything" thins with sliced cheese, 1 can Dr. Browns' Cream Soda, and a "Afikoman" brand brownie cookie for dessert. Classic Chol Hamoed breakfast, amirite?

You have a milki pesach oven?

[mevinyavin]

You have a milki pesach oven?

No. Do I look like I can afford rent on the space it would take up?
I have a KLP milchig sandwich maker.

[SSLPhD]

You have a milki pesach oven?

We do.  Our YT day meals are milchig.  No one here would stand for eating 6 fleishig meals in 3 days.

[Sam 77]

Nothing

[EliJelly]

Classic Chol Hamoed breakfast, amirite?

Hmmm, avocado, olive oil and sautéed onions with handmade matzo. That's basically it and wouldn't exchange it for anything else.

[aygart]

Breakfast today is some leftover matzah pizza, 1 small vanilla yogurt, half a box of Paskezs "everything" thins with sliced cheese, 1 can Dr. Browns' Cream Soda, and a "Afikoman" brand brownie cookie for dessert. Classic Chol Hamoed breakfast, amirite?

I will probably not eat a single one of those items the entire pesach!

[Definitions]

Gefens brown rice noodle mushroom onion bowl. I'd give it 2/5 rating.
It's like a potato chip bag for how much noodles they put inside.
The noodles are almost translucent and very chewy.
It has an interesting chlorine like smell.
The taste is ok at best
It's also expensive for what they give. ~$3.50

[YitzyS]

That package has too many alerts for me, I was scared off before I would even buy it!

Gluten Free

Brown rice

Mushroom (yes, sorry)

No MSG

[lcm]

That package has too many alerts for me, I was scared off before I would even buy it!

Mushroom (yes, sorry)

Well, if they're magical, isn't that a good thing?

[mevinyavin]

I've almost never seen rice pasta that didn't have that color (at least without a sauce). Maybe I just don't get around enough...

But should I tell you what I WON'T be eating? Bourekas.
Unlike the poor people who will be attending this: (You can't make this stuff up!)
 

[Definitions]

Flaums pickles and meal mart pareve cholent.
Pickles are good.
Cholent is bad. I'd give it 1/5 rating. (0 is on the scale too but that's reserved for things that I would spit out)
Tastes like baked beans.
The kishka is also very mushy and just doesn't have a good flavor. The same with the kugel but slightly better.

Funny thing is it's only because of the other thread about flaums pickles that I thought of tasting it. It tastes the same to me as how I remember it tasting. But I haven't had it in a very long time.


No I'm not a food critic now

[aygart]

Flaums pickles and meal mart pareve cholent.
Pickles are good.
Cholent is bad. I'd give it 1/5 rating. (0 is on the scale too but that's reserved for things that I would spit out)
Tastes like baked beans.
The kishka is also very mushy and just doesn't have a good flavor. The same with the kugel but slightly better.

Funny thing is it's only because of the other thread about flaums pickles that I thought of tasting it. It tastes the same to me as how I remember it tasting. But I haven't had it in a very long time.


No I'm not a food critic now

How exactly were you expecting shelf stable parve cholent to taste? @ExGingi

[ExGingi]

How exactly were you expecting shelf stable parve cholent to taste? @ExGingi

The package says it all: AMAZING

[mevinyavin]

The package says it all: AMAZING

For a while, there was a brand of orange juice sold here in the supermarkets with the slogan "surprisingly every time!" The juice tasted different every time, so there was that... I wonder what word they were translating with google and came out with "surprisingly". I think it might be "amazing."

[aygart]

The package says it all: AMAZING

And here I thought the whole time that it was something special about Mrs. @ExGingi's cholent. Now I see it is just you