I'll take a shipment to Kansas please
I'll actually send you some if you wanna pay for shipping. You know how to reach me.
Oh, and you can't buy these in stores anymore. I heard from a reliable source that the manufacturer underproduced these (as well as the heavenly kosher-for-passover flatbreads from Paskesz, which also taste at least as good as their chometzdige counterparts, if not better) - they sold out so quickly, that many stores didn't even get their initial order.