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Re: Avatars
« Reply #480 on: November 10, 2016, 02:28:39 PM »
Old joke.

A guy is walking down the street on the Lower East Side and sees a shop with a grandfather clock in the front window. "Oh, a watchmaker! I need to fix my watch." So he walks in and asks the balabos if he can fix his watch. "Fix your watch? No, I'm a mohel." "A mohel? Then why do you have a grandfather clock in the front window?" "Nu, tell me, if you were me, what would YOU put in the front window?"
I always heard the joke with a watch.

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Re: Avatars
« Reply #481 on: November 10, 2016, 02:36:01 PM »
No, a grandfather clock. It's more Freudian.

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Re: Avatars
« Reply #482 on: November 10, 2016, 03:15:17 PM »
Hmmm, well I'd get one to remind you of me, but this is a family site ;)
Birds are banned?  :P
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #483 on: November 11, 2016, 09:05:26 AM »
".איזהו חכם, הלומד מכל אדם"

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Re: Avatars
« Reply #484 on: December 15, 2016, 10:18:20 PM »
Quote from: JTZ


The tiger is back!
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #485 on: December 15, 2016, 11:05:17 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Avatars
« Reply #486 on: December 15, 2016, 11:07:26 PM »
Not a tiger.  ;)
I still want to know where the cheeta came from.
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #487 on: December 15, 2016, 11:41:03 PM »
Not a tiger.  ;)

Whatever it is, it's roaring right now.
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #488 on: December 16, 2016, 12:25:49 AM »
I still want to know where the cheeta came from.
Not a cheeta either.
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #489 on: December 16, 2016, 12:27:37 AM »
Not a cheeta either.
Leopard then.
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #490 on: December 16, 2016, 12:28:03 AM »
Leopard then.
Now does it make sense?
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #491 on: December 16, 2016, 12:34:56 AM »
Now does it make sense?
Because they're nocturnal?  :)
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #492 on: December 16, 2016, 12:39:04 AM »
Because they're nocturnal?  :)
An old saying about spots.
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Re: Avatars
« Reply #493 on: December 16, 2016, 12:39:29 AM »

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Re: Avatars
« Reply #494 on: December 16, 2016, 12:41:30 AM »
An old saying about spots.
Ah, well done, I don't think so many have put that much thought into their avatar.
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