How about this?
That is so mmgfarb
I'm glad you think so highly of me.
The muscles, the beauty
Took that at the last DO we attended together. Probably should've asked him before posting. Oh well.
Well now you're never being invited back, so there...
That ship has sailed. Every time I come to town you run
No, that's Dan.
Both of you!
You know I don't live there, right? He does, it's his responsibility to be home, not mine.
Darn tootn. All I hear are excuses.
The whole point of living in CLE is that you can afford to get away often.