A few weeks ago, I bought some nice new (kosher!) toothpaste in Crown Heights. Then when I got to EWR, the TSA guy pulled it out of my bag and said it's too big! I said I will open it right here and squeeze out the excess 2 ounces into the trash. He said I could go back outside and do that if I wanted to but then, obviously, I would have to go through security all over again.
#EWR #mamzeirim #JustVenting
Did I hashtag right?