Lakewood NJ
Lakewood NJ is a nice third world
country anytime the weather is to
hot or cold
wet or Dry
the electric grid collapses
and that's the beauty of the town when you can watch LCSW patrol the cross streets, and don't forget to put in your GPS "Avoid Left Turns", because Left turns are shut when the lights are out
they also have a delicious ice cream store called Yismach Yisroel with the goal to make you happy, what can be better than that
the township recently hired
@aygart an energy expert to come up with a warning system so residents can stock up with flash lights on time before the next outrage