Ok here goes. My wife better not read this!
I was with 3 friends but was the only one who wanted to pay to enter the pyramid. It was a couple of bucks, and to enter the chamber you have to kind of climb down alot of steps all while bending down. The egyptians must have been really short. So I went with my ticket to the entrance and the guard told me it is illegal to enter with a camera. I said no problem, walked away and stuffed the camera inside my pants. I then told came back and managed sneak in with my camera!!
After doing the spooky climb I got into the chamber. There were several people around so I waited for them to leave. When it was just me and this 30 year old Arab left I decided my window had come. I pulled out my camera and started shooting. He ran over to me and tried to steal my camera. Imagine a dark chamber with a casket for the mummies, myself alone and this guy. I started fighting back and we wrestled it to the floor. I was half expecting him to pull a knife on me when another group entered the chamber. I jumped up and got out of the pyramid in record time!!