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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2013, 10:57:45 AM »

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2013, 11:19:49 AM »

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2013, 11:29:54 AM »
"Not all who wander are lost"

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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2013, 05:26:52 PM »
http://matzav.com/rav-zalman-leib-teitelbaum-strip-searched-at-miami-airport

Lol at the headline.

Maybe he should sign up for global entry. I highly doubt he was stripped searched.
We all beep and have to get patted down or have to take off our jackets sometimes.

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2013, 05:28:49 PM »
Lol at the headline.

Maybe he should sign up for global entry. I highly doubt he was stripped searched.
We all beep and have to get patted down or have to take off our jackets sometimes.

+100

Stupid-very, and misleading headline.
Vote U-no-me '14!

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2013, 05:30:17 PM »

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« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2013, 05:39:20 PM »


Thanks for proving matzah wrong.

Oh no the Rebbe had to take off his hat and jacket.
Maybe he felt naked without them, like we do without our watch sometimes.

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2013, 05:40:18 PM »
Thanks for proving matzah wrong.

Oh no the Rebbe had to take off his hat and jacket.
Maybe he felt naked without them, like we do without our watch sometimes.
Well he did have to go through the full body scanners...

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2013, 06:38:15 PM »
I hope they took care of this formalities when he is flying Motzai Shabbos on his 'private' 747...

Coming this Motzai Shabbos on DL268, the revamp of "Chasidsha Airlines"

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Re: Funny Airport Stories
« Reply #50 on: June 24, 2015, 05:32:58 PM »
Exiting the plane I hear someone behind me call out “Hey Jew!”

Um, OK.  Not something I hear everyday despite the Hawaiian print yarmulkah I was wearing. It got more interesting from there…

Turns out though that a lot of people were interested in knowing about Judaism and asked about my yarmulkah and tzitzis and what it represented.  Many of the people had never seen an Orthodox Jew before.

AJK and I turned left to get a stamp along with the arriving passengers and my new friend started tagging along and went nuts that we were going the wrong way.  When I told him what we were up to he decided that he loved me and that he had to go into business and become friends with me…so yes, you’ll meet some interesting characters along the hopper.

A few days later in my inbox…


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