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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #100 on: January 25, 2012, 11:13:30 AM »
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #101 on: January 25, 2012, 12:46:34 PM »
Do you eat to live or live to eat.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #102 on: January 25, 2012, 01:30:11 PM »
Outside a urinal: We aim to please,so please aim :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #103 on: January 25, 2012, 01:48:29 PM »
common sense is not so common

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #104 on: January 25, 2012, 01:49:32 PM »
seen in schiphol airport restrooms:

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SOME COME TO SH** AND STINK

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #105 on: January 25, 2012, 06:25:42 PM »
(Sorry, huge 'Office' fan)

'That's what she said'

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #106 on: January 25, 2012, 06:55:30 PM »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #107 on: January 26, 2012, 03:26:52 PM »
which reminds me of http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11476.msg176297#msg176297
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #108 on: January 26, 2012, 03:38:42 PM »
I love words and how they work, (when?) I actually wonder about it so I bother to look.
Like the ol' i before e rule

I before E, except after C, and when sounding like A as in Neighbor and Weigh, and on weekends and holidays all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say. (Brian Regan)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2012, 03:47:27 PM »
see you when i see you


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #110 on: January 26, 2012, 03:55:19 PM »
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
At first I thought that was a response to the post you quoted, took me a second till I realized you were just adding a quote (I think) :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2012, 06:00:19 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2012, 01:00:53 AM »
@davidroads on twitter is an acct dedicated to these kind of things
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #113 on: February 02, 2012, 03:38:27 AM »
One liner:
Sure age is just a number...and jail is just a room!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2012, 11:06:42 AM »
Think about how stupid your average person is, then realize half of them are stupider then that. - George Carlin
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2012, 02:21:08 PM »
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #116 on: February 15, 2012, 02:22:14 PM »
Got a letter from the IRS. They say they can't survive on my income and I need to get another job.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2012, 03:05:39 PM »
Got a letter from the IRS. They say they can't survive on my income and I need to get another job.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #118 on: March 27, 2012, 11:27:56 AM »
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #119 on: March 27, 2012, 01:01:15 PM »
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
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