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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #120 on: March 27, 2012, 01:24:09 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #121 on: March 27, 2012, 01:39:33 PM »
Money talks: mine always say goodbye.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #122 on: March 27, 2012, 06:51:54 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #123 on: April 04, 2012, 10:53:09 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #124 on: April 14, 2012, 11:00:14 PM »
You never get a second chance to make the first impression.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #125 on: May 12, 2012, 07:54:52 PM »
Spirit and presistence have done wonders in all ages. George Washington.

All glory comes from daring to begin.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2012, 11:54:58 PM »
Marriage is defined between one man and one woman, and the schvigger.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #127 on: May 14, 2012, 05:12:27 AM »
If you think education is expensive try ignorance. - Derek Bok
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #129 on: May 18, 2012, 01:06:02 AM »
 Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn - Ben Franklin
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #130 on: May 18, 2012, 09:15:54 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #131 on: May 18, 2012, 10:06:57 AM »
"Open the bottle of wine and allow it to breath.
If it still doesn't breath after a couple of minutes, give it a mouth-to-mouth."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #132 on: May 18, 2012, 10:19:17 AM »
The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. -Ferdinand Foch

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one ~ Elbert Hubbard

 Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

The aim of argument or of discussion, should not be victory but progress.-- Joseph Joubert

A day will never be anymore than what you make of it.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.  ~ Ann Landers

Critiquing my personality still won't give you one

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves

The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.

""We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."" - Winston Churchill

We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey. ~   Stephen R. Covey

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone but a lifetime to forget someone

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

 "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #133 on: May 18, 2012, 11:13:52 AM »
Friedrich Nietzsche's best lines:

"“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”

That which doesn't kill me makes me stronger

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now I can't believe you.

No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2012, 06:49:27 AM »
“Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution”—Clay Shirky"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #135 on: May 23, 2012, 07:19:39 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2012, 10:15:41 AM »
Men will buy a $1 object they need for $2. Women will pay $1 for a $2 object they don't need.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2012, 01:21:00 PM »
Men will buy a $2 object they need for $1. Women will pay $2 for a $1 object they don't need.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #138 on: May 24, 2012, 04:29:06 PM »
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #139 on: May 30, 2012, 06:32:39 PM »
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