Author Topic: Best one-liners (Read 202341 times)

meshugener · « **Reply #160 on:** July 04, 2012, 10:02:51 PM »

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say,
A fool speaks because he has to say
something."

DrDanny · « **Reply #161 on:** July 04, 2012, 10:06:18 PM »

Quote from: meshugener on July 04, 2012, 10:02:51 PM

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say,
A fool speaks because he has to say
something."

This should me stickied to the top of all threads

meshugener · « **Reply #162 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:53:00 PM »

The rich/smart earn interest, the poor/fools pay interest.

meshugener · « **Reply #163 on:** July 10, 2012, 07:03:43 PM »

The worst place to live is beyond your means.

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #164 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:06:59 PM »

A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor

Use your smile to change this world. Don’t let this world change your smile.

It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can’t bring back.

good sam · « **Reply #165 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:53:39 PM »

Quote from: meshugener on July 10, 2012, 07:03:43 PM

The worst place to live is beyond your means.

This should be on the white house

good sam · « **Reply #166 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:05:50 PM »

Expanding medicaid is like adding 1000 people to the Titanic. - Rick Perry

meshugener · « **Reply #167 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:48:02 PM »

Cutting Medicaid is like drowning 1,000,000 people in the Atlantic Ocean - Meshugener.

skyguy918 · « **Reply #168 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:02:49 PM »

Quote from: meshugener on July 11, 2012, 12:48:02 PM

Cutting Medicaid is like drowning 1,000,000 people in the Atlantic Ocean - Meshugener.

I think you missed the boat on this one. In the prior analogy, those 1m people are already drowning in the ocean, just more slowly.

good sam · « **Reply #169 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:04:31 PM »

Quote from: skyguy918 on July 11, 2012, 01:02:49 PM

I think you missed the boat on this one. In the prior analogy, those 1m people are already drowning in the ocean, just more slowly.

Like!

mclovin · « **Reply #170 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:17:09 PM »

Quote from: meshugener on July 11, 2012, 12:48:02 PM

Cutting Medicaid is like drowning 1,000,000 people in the Atlantic Ocean - Meshugener.

Quote from: skyguy918 on July 11, 2012, 01:02:49 PM

I think you missed the boat on this one. In the prior analogy, those 1m people are already drowning in the ocean, just more slowly.

whether he missed the boat or not, it was funny

damaxer91 · « **Reply #171 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:25:35 PM »

Q: How do Hipsters weigh themselves
A: In Instagrams

DrDanny · « **Reply #172 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:21:20 AM »

Quote from: damaxer91 on July 11, 2012, 03:25:35 PM

Q: How do Hipsters weigh themselves
A: In Instagrams

Lol

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #173 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:05:25 AM »

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." P.J. O'Rourke

Avid Reader · « **Reply #174 on:** July 15, 2012, 03:29:32 AM »

Think education is expensive? try ignorance!

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #175 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:23:33 AM »

You could live anywhere in the states.
Why pick that particular place...

L'Chaim · « **Reply #176 on:** July 15, 2012, 06:07:34 AM »

If you're not embarrassing you're children, you're obviously not enjoying yourself.

good sam · « **Reply #177 on:** July 15, 2012, 10:58:58 AM »

In 2012, Barack Obama is the candidate of change the subject. - Paul Ryan

sky121 · « **Reply #178 on:** August 06, 2012, 08:59:53 AM »

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #179 on:** August 06, 2012, 09:03:16 AM »

Quote from: sky121 on August 06, 2012, 08:59:53 AM

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”