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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2010, 11:48:38 PM »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2010, 11:49:52 PM »
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2010, 11:50:00 PM »
The E.R. You watch it I live it.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2010, 11:51:21 PM »
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2010, 11:52:45 PM »
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2010, 11:53:14 PM »
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2010, 12:18:35 AM »
I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2010, 12:24:08 AM »
I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2010, 12:39:12 AM »
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 12:39:57 AM »
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2010, 01:46:29 AM »
Yup,Jay-Z.
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« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2010, 08:24:25 PM »
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2010, 08:26:25 PM »
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

Once saw a bumper sticker: "If we weren't supposed to eat humans, then why were they made out of meat?"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2010, 10:04:05 PM »
don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2010, 10:36:11 PM »
Why drink n drive, when you can smoke n fly

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2010, 10:36:54 PM »
I love vegetarians.    They leave more meat for the rest of us!

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on!


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2010, 02:48:56 AM »
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2010, 08:38:56 AM »
Dont drink and drive, first drink and then drive.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2010, 10:10:11 AM »
He who has a "why", can overcome almost any "how"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2010, 07:08:26 PM »
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."
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