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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #340 on: June 27, 2013, 07:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Dan on June 27, 2013, 07:13:43 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
:)) ALOL
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #341 on: June 27, 2013, 07:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Dan on June 27, 2013, 07:13:43 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Classic example of why commas are necessary. ;D
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #342 on: June 27, 2013, 07:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Dan on June 27, 2013, 07:13:43 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

ROFL!!! ;D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #343 on: June 27, 2013, 09:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Dan on June 27, 2013, 07:13:43 PM
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

ALOL
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #344 on: June 28, 2013, 03:09:29 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #345 on: July 01, 2013, 11:28:24 PM »
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #346 on: July 02, 2013, 06:27:05 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #347 on: July 02, 2013, 07:13:34 AM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on July 01, 2013, 11:28:24 PM
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
thats from a Greico commercial. Along with. Don't go cliff hiking with a guy named cliff. Or. Don't horse race against a horse named lucky.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #348 on: July 02, 2013, 07:56:30 AM »
Quote from: rots5 on July 02, 2013, 07:13:34 AM
thats from a Greico commercial. Along with. Don't go cliff hiking with a guy named cliff. Or. Don't horse race against a horse named lucky.
Nope.
From a Midas commercial.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #349 on: July 02, 2013, 08:00:30 AM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on July 02, 2013, 07:56:30 AM
Nope.
From a Midas commercial.

How do you know it's not from Greico? Have you even ever heard of Greico?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #350 on: July 02, 2013, 08:18:36 AM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on July 02, 2013, 07:56:30 AM
Nope.
From a Midas commercial.
meant that...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #351 on: July 02, 2013, 08:46:14 AM »
Quote from: U-no-me! on July 02, 2013, 08:00:30 AM
How do you know it's not from Greico? Have you even ever heard of Greico?
You win. ::)
Here comes his "I'm on a computer, how do you expect me to post correctly" excuse. :P
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #352 on: July 02, 2013, 09:37:20 AM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on July 02, 2013, 08:46:14 AM
You win. ::)
Here comes his "I'm on a computer, how do you expect me to post correctly" excuse. :P
Wow. Im surprised at you!!  You too?!?!?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #353 on: July 02, 2013, 09:47:27 AM »
I heard this a few nights ago on a police radio. Talking about a group of people hanging out on a street (called Martin Luther King Drive)

"They don't seem to be a very police friendly group"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #354 on: July 02, 2013, 09:52:17 AM »
Quote from: rots5 on July 02, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
Wow. Im surprised at you!!  You too?!?!?
Are only some allowed to joke?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #355 on: July 02, 2013, 09:56:59 AM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on July 02, 2013, 09:52:17 AM
Are only some allowed to joke?
No. Everyone can.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #356 on: July 02, 2013, 10:39:56 AM »
Quote from: lfas25 on July 02, 2013, 09:47:27 AM
I heard this a few nights ago on a police radio. Talking about a group of people hanging out on a street (called Martin Luther King Drive)

"They don't seem to be a very police friendly group"
lol. Politically correct to a whole new level.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #357 on: July 02, 2013, 10:42:52 AM »
Quote from: rots5 on July 02, 2013, 07:13:34 AM
Along with. Don't go cliff hiking with a guy named cliff
"too many cliffs"

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #359 on: July 02, 2013, 02:11:58 PM »
Quote from: hocker on July 02, 2013, 06:27:05 AM
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