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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #375 on: July 10, 2013, 03:29:27 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #376 on: July 19, 2013, 08:37:55 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #377 on: July 19, 2013, 12:52:29 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #378 on: July 23, 2013, 07:55:20 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #379 on: July 23, 2013, 08:21:37 PM »
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade add vodka. When life hands you tofu, run like hell."
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #380 on: July 23, 2013, 10:40:37 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #381 on: July 23, 2013, 11:59:13 PM »
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you tofu, run like hell."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #382 on: July 28, 2013, 12:10:07 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #383 on: August 02, 2013, 03:51:29 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #384 on: August 02, 2013, 07:58:48 PM »
"BTW - sushi and shots is the modern version of herring and schnapps."
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lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #385 on: August 03, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #386 on: August 04, 2013, 10:25:47 AM »
The one with Kugel and pizza? lol
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #387 on: August 04, 2013, 12:42:18 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.

How do you drink herring? ;D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #388 on: August 04, 2013, 01:35:50 PM »
How do you drink herring? ;D
  :o and you call yourself chasiddish? :P

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #389 on: August 04, 2013, 01:54:33 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.

I couldn't agree with you more.

With Vodka it's kind of tricky, people tend to associate pain with spirituality, so naturally vodka becomes a great choice as it does not outright seem like a indulging item.