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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #390 on: August 14, 2013, 03:40:55 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #391 on: August 14, 2013, 10:27:29 AM »
Think ropshitz

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #392 on: August 14, 2013, 10:28:59 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #393 on: August 14, 2013, 11:14:55 AM »
?עשה רצונך כרצונו כדי שיעשה רצונו
Different meaning.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #394 on: August 18, 2013, 04:02:22 PM »

Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #395 on: August 24, 2013, 07:19:18 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #396 on: August 24, 2013, 07:39:09 PM »
Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה
 

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #397 on: August 24, 2013, 10:01:27 PM »
Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה
 
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #398 on: August 25, 2013, 12:44:58 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #399 on: August 25, 2013, 07:19:44 PM »

Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #400 on: September 04, 2013, 12:33:06 PM »
"I hate those websites that don't have United States first on the menu. They make you scroll down to the U's like a regular country." -Mendy Pellin
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #401 on: September 07, 2013, 08:50:51 PM »
A bachur once came over to R' Nissen Kaplan before Rosh Hashanah and told him he wants to go to Uman because R' Nachman promised to pull anyone who goes, out of hell by his peyos. "If he pulls you out I'll through you right back in, for leaving Yeshiva in middle of the Zman!"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #402 on: September 08, 2013, 09:29:31 AM »
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

It reminds me of why there is no money in there.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #403 on: September 08, 2013, 09:35:35 AM »
A bachur once came over to R' Nissen Kaplan before Rosh Hashanah and told him he wants to go to Uman because R' Nachman promised to pull anyone who goes, out of hell by his peyos. "If he pulls you out I'll through you right back in, for leaving Yeshiva in middle of the Zman!"
How about "If you jump off the boat, you might have a kapparah"?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #404 on: September 08, 2013, 04:24:38 PM »
Some of the one-liners no one says anymore...

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