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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #421 on: September 30, 2013, 11:24:04 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #422 on: September 30, 2013, 11:24:37 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #423 on: September 30, 2013, 11:25:11 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #424 on: September 30, 2013, 11:26:03 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #425 on: September 30, 2013, 11:40:58 PM »
"Democracy will cease to exist when people realize they can vote themselves more money"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #426 on: October 01, 2013, 04:45:59 AM »
"Democracy will cease to exist when people realize they can vote themselves more money"
ehm... it still exists, albeit not efficiently ;)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #427 on: October 01, 2013, 10:39:40 AM »
"Democracy will cease to exist when people realize they can vote themselves more money"

I believe you may have meant to write the real quote by Alexander Fraser Tytler:

"It is not, perhaps, unreasonable to conclude, that a pure and perfect democracy is a thing not attainable by man, constituted as he is of contending elements of vice and virtue, and ever mainly influenced by the predominant principle of self-interest. It may, indeed, be confidently asserted, that there never was that government called a republic, which was not ultimately ruled by a single will, and, therefore, (however bold may seem the paradox,) virtually and substantially a monarchy."

Or at the very least the quote someone misattributed to him:

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #428 on: October 01, 2013, 10:55:51 AM »
I believe you may have meant to write the real quote by Alexander Fraser Tytler:

"It is not, perhaps, unreasonable to conclude, that a pure and perfect democracy is a thing not attainable by man, constituted as he is of contending elements of vice and virtue, and ever mainly influenced by the predominant principle of self-interest. It may, indeed, be confidently asserted, that there never was that government called a republic, which was not ultimately ruled by a single will, and, therefore, (however bold may seem the paradox,) virtually and substantially a monarchy."

Or at the very least the quote someone misattributed to him:

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy."
a joke dissected (or 1 liner) is infected !!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #429 on: October 01, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »
a joke dissected (or 1 liner) is infected !!
-1 that second one is a money quote
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #430 on: October 01, 2013, 11:00:45 AM »
a joke dissected (or 1 liner) is infected !!
(I just thought abot this line) if u can't originate don't imitate.. If u can't imitate then don't say it!!!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #431 on: October 01, 2013, 11:11:43 AM »
I believe you may have meant to write the real quote by Alexander Fraser Tytler:

"It is not, perhaps, unreasonable to conclude, that a pure and perfect democracy is a thing not attainable by man, constituted as he is of contending elements of vice and virtue, and ever mainly influenced by the predominant principle of self-interest. It may, indeed, be confidently asserted, that there never was that government called a republic, which was not ultimately ruled by a single will, and, therefore, (however bold may seem the paradox,) virtually and substantially a monarchy."

Or at the very least the quote someone misattributed to him:

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy."
Those aren't one-liners. And my eyes glaze over reading them.
I'm quoting wherever I read it online.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #432 on: October 01, 2013, 11:15:54 AM »
Those aren't one-liners. And my eyes glaze over reading them.
I'm quoting wherever I read it online.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #433 on: October 01, 2013, 11:29:40 AM »
Those aren't one-liners. And my eyes glaze over reading them.
I'm quoting wherever I read it online.

I brought them because one line didn't suffice, as samkey has shown.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #434 on: October 01, 2013, 06:25:32 PM »
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