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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #465 on: October 09, 2013, 05:41:01 PM »
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #466 on: October 13, 2013, 04:23:22 PM »
If I owned a Hashgacha company I'd call it "protis" just to confuse people. 

"What's the Hashgacha?"
"protis"
"huh?!"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #467 on: October 13, 2013, 09:06:42 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #468 on: October 13, 2013, 10:02:12 PM »
!מתחילים מבראשית ואם לא נח אז לך לך

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #469 on: October 13, 2013, 10:34:25 PM »
I pray for a future where there is complete equality across the globe, and also free shipping.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #470 on: October 14, 2013, 12:42:01 PM »
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #471 on: October 14, 2013, 06:33:51 PM »
I pray for a future where there is complete equality across the globe, and also free shipping.

Like! :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #472 on: October 14, 2013, 11:00:23 PM »
Lack of direction is the problem...not lack of time.
We all have the same 24 hours each day.


Impossible only means you haven't found the solution yet.


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #473 on: October 15, 2013, 02:41:37 PM »
Just heard this one

משנכנס אב, ממעטין בשמחה

HT: itsyehuda ;)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #474 on: October 15, 2013, 02:45:40 PM »
Just heard this one

משנכנס אב, ממעטין בשמחה

HT: itsyehuda ;)
???
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #475 on: October 15, 2013, 02:56:47 PM »
???
מסכת תענית דף כו עמוד ב

Yup. The HT should give the joke away, if not for the fact that I'm the one who just heard it ;)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #476 on: October 17, 2013, 01:27:54 PM »
The most dangerous side-effect of smoking cannabis is getting arrested, and having your life ruined by a needless prison sentence.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #477 on: October 17, 2013, 03:57:22 PM »
The most dangerous side-effect of smoking cannabis is getting arrested, and having your life ruined by a needless prison sentence.
yeah I hate when that happens!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #478 on: October 18, 2013, 09:10:14 AM »
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