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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #480 on: October 20, 2013, 12:29:58 PM »
Scratch-offs are a tax on people who are bad at math!


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #481 on: October 20, 2013, 12:48:45 PM »
Scratch-offs are a tax on people who are bad at math!

Lotteries are a tax on the poor.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #482 on: October 21, 2013, 03:14:23 PM »
For the ladies here....

Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a women and loose enough to show you're a lady.

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You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #483 on: October 21, 2013, 09:20:54 PM »
NSA director stepping down to spend less time with your family.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #484 on: October 21, 2013, 09:24:55 PM »
NSA director stepping down to spend less time with your family.
:)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #485 on: October 21, 2013, 11:41:41 PM »
NSA director stepping down to spend less time with your family.
Had to read it twice, but ROFL.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #486 on: October 22, 2013, 01:45:25 AM »
NSA director stepping down to spend less time with your family.
ALOL. Great one!
For the ladies here....

Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a women and loose enough to show you're a lady.

HT: Rodeo Drive walk of style.
::)
BTW womEn is plural ;)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #487 on: October 22, 2013, 10:27:54 PM »
 I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.   - Plato
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #488 on: October 23, 2013, 12:57:43 AM »
Behind every great man... is his wife frowning in disapproval
« Last Edit: October 23, 2013, 02:02:34 AM by SamKey »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #489 on: October 23, 2013, 01:43:07 AM »
Behind every great man... is his wife frowning with disapproval


The Shadchan asked me if I'm looking for a girl "with it". My response: "Definitely not a girl without it"
sara imainu in between :D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #490 on: October 23, 2013, 07:40:20 AM »
Behind every great man... is his wife frowning in disapproval
Noch a Nusach: Behind every great man... is his wife rolling her eyes...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #491 on: October 23, 2013, 11:26:03 AM »
Noch a Nusach:
Behind every great man .... stands an incredulous mother in law

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #492 on: October 23, 2013, 02:21:15 PM »
Behind every great man .... stands an incredulous mother in law

My homemade version-
Behind every great man...stands a furious feminist

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #493 on: October 23, 2013, 07:22:58 PM »
My homemade version-
Behind every great man...stands a furious feminist
???

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #494 on: October 23, 2013, 07:24:41 PM »
???

He's great and she has to stand behind...