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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #495 on: October 23, 2013, 09:02:14 PM »
He's great and she has to stand behind...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #496 on: October 25, 2013, 01:32:30 AM »
"Obama will be driving through Crown Heights tomorrow. Wanna join my "Re-Open Union Mikvah" protest?"-Mendy Pellin
I don't get it, but it sounds like its supposed to be good. Anyone care to explain?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #497 on: October 25, 2013, 01:53:51 AM »
Union Mikvah was an infamous Mikvah that thankfully shut its doors a few years back, yet most Crown Heightsers still feel very nostalgic about it.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #498 on: October 25, 2013, 01:55:01 AM »
Union Mikvah was an infamous Mikvah that thankfully shut its doors a few years back, yet most Crown Heightsers still feel very nostalgic about it.
Obama?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #499 on: October 25, 2013, 01:59:00 AM »
Obama?
Just an occasion to have a demonstration (come on you should know Mendy Pellin by now :P )
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #500 on: October 25, 2013, 02:00:27 AM »
Just an occasion to have a demonstration
(come on you should know Mendy Pellin by now :P )
I should've known.
;)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #501 on: October 25, 2013, 02:09:28 AM »
"Obama will be driving through Crown Heights tomorrow. Wanna join my "Re-Open Union Mikvah" protest?"-Mendy Pellin
I don't get it, but it sounds like its supposed to be good. Anyone care to explain?
It sounds like he wants to protest against (this is what protest means) the reopening of the mikvah.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #502 on: October 30, 2013, 10:47:12 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #503 on: October 30, 2013, 10:50:05 AM »
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #504 on: October 30, 2013, 06:18:16 PM »
this one is pretty good

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #505 on: November 02, 2013, 09:23:10 PM »
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
"That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #506 on: November 02, 2013, 11:17:49 PM »
Shluchim are encouraged not to change their clocks in order to start the #kinus on time. #ChabadTime -Mendy Pellin
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #507 on: November 03, 2013, 10:36:49 AM »
The Satmar Rav was once at a border and was asked "Who is on the $5 Bill" to which he turns to his gabai
זאג איהם  איך האב קיינמאהל נישט געזעהן ווינציגער פין א הינדרעדט
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #508 on: November 03, 2013, 11:06:36 AM »
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.  -Jefferson Davis
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #509 on: November 04, 2013, 12:22:31 AM »
I'm so tired I can't even remember the last time I was so tired!-ME