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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #525 on: December 24, 2013, 04:21:50 PM »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #526 on: December 27, 2013, 02:30:15 AM »
A few great lines from my FB feed today:

"Are any of you who prayed for white Xmas available to come help me shovel?"

"This morning Delta Airlines had a bit of a match with the Jewish Nation. Score: Jews 1 Delta 0..."

"I feel bad for kids with lesbian parents, they get stuck in the never-ending loop of 'go ask your mother.'"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #527 on: December 30, 2013, 11:22:30 PM »
 “Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travelers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #528 on: January 02, 2014, 08:08:47 PM »
AMAZING!

Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #529 on: January 02, 2014, 08:12:45 PM »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #530 on: January 02, 2014, 08:16:34 PM »
Awesome! So true.

I had already seen this before yet I still ALOLed reading it.


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #531 on: January 02, 2014, 08:21:55 PM »
#11- usually about the first time I check DDF for updates :P
Trolls will always post stupid replies

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #532 on: January 02, 2014, 11:22:29 PM »
Great!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #533 on: January 03, 2014, 12:09:25 AM »
Still have tears coming out of my eyes from laughter.


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #534 on: January 05, 2014, 10:45:27 PM »
Some people stop to think but forget to start again

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #535 on: January 06, 2014, 12:37:02 PM »
Pretty funny. Just wondering why Bubbles felt the need to make me scroll down the screen for another 15 seconds and quote the whole post right on top of his.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #536 on: January 06, 2014, 12:38:28 PM »
Some people stop to think but forget to start again
Did you ever stop to think.... and then forget to start again?
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #537 on: January 06, 2014, 01:37:21 PM »

Pretty funny. Just wondering why Bubbles felt the need to make me scroll down the screen for another 15 seconds and quote the whole post right on top of his.
use tap stalk and your scroll would be ninexistent

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #538 on: January 07, 2014, 09:36:45 AM »
Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #539 on: January 07, 2014, 10:10:51 AM »
Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't.

Then the most ideal drink is...

...coffee liquor?
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