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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #540 on: January 07, 2014, 12:31:52 PM »
It's so cold outside, my phone doesn't recognize my finger, it thinks it's just a random carrot... #brrrrrrrr

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #541 on: January 07, 2014, 02:59:36 PM »
It's so cold outside, my phone doesn't recognize my finger, it thinks it's just a random carrot... #brrrrrrrr
lol had same thing today
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #542 on: January 07, 2014, 03:00:52 PM »
It's so cold outside, my phone doesn't recognize my finger, it thinks it's just a random carrot... #brrrrrrrr
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #543 on: January 07, 2014, 10:34:43 PM »
Could you please put your crying kid on vibrate?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #544 on: January 09, 2014, 02:59:35 PM »
Everything ends up ok in the end, if it's not ok then you're obviously not at the end!

« Last Edit: January 09, 2014, 03:06:17 PM by Achas Veachas »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #545 on: January 09, 2014, 03:01:39 PM »
Everything ends up ok in the end, if it's not ok then it's obviously not the end!
nice!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #546 on: January 09, 2014, 03:49:53 PM »
If you enjoy your profession, you'll never work a day in your life
Trolls will always post stupid replies

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #547 on: January 09, 2014, 09:35:10 PM »
If you enjoy your profession, you'll never work a day in your life
Repost

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #548 on: January 09, 2014, 09:37:22 PM »
Trolls will always post stupid replies

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #549 on: January 28, 2014, 10:46:08 AM »
Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #550 on: January 28, 2014, 11:23:48 AM »
I Love cats...they taste just like turkey.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #551 on: January 28, 2014, 05:32:09 PM »
I want to travel the world but I also just want to stay in bed...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #552 on: January 28, 2014, 06:31:18 PM »
use tap stalk and your scroll would be ninexistent

So would your spelling, apparently. >:D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #553 on: January 30, 2014, 05:48:27 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #554 on: January 30, 2014, 06:50:42 PM »
Most of our problems are because we act without thinking or we keep thinking without acting.