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Offline Achas Veachas

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #580 on: March 16, 2014, 11:30:07 PM »
Quote from: 12HRS on March 16, 2014, 09:49:46 PM


blame spell check for bad spelling.
No. I will blame:
Quote from: 12HRS on March 16, 2014, 09:49:46 PM
I'm still a bit drunk...


/not sober completely.


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #581 on: March 17, 2014, 09:38:14 AM »
Quote from: 12HRS on March 16, 2014, 09:49:46 PM

blame spell check for bad spelling.


Lol I seriously thought I wrote blame spell check for good spelling...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #582 on: March 17, 2014, 10:01:58 AM »
Quote from: 12HRS on March 17, 2014, 09:38:14 AM

Lol I seriously thought I wrote blame spell check for good spelling...
I'll blame your drunkenness for that too...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #583 on: March 18, 2014, 03:05:02 AM »
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #584 on: March 18, 2014, 02:42:51 PM »
Quote from: 12HRS on March 16, 2014, 09:49:46 PM
I'm still a bit drunk but i count 3 lines.
this is a one liner thread.
start a thread for best three liners.

lets start a thread for every amount of lines.

next guys response. its called a best jokes thread.

So why do we have a best one liner thread?

cause they are only one line.

hrm i think we need a best three liner thread....


/not sober completely.

blame spell check for bad spelling.
Great drunk post!!!!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #585 on: April 30, 2014, 01:12:03 PM »
Sterling insists hes not a racists. He says some of his best credit cards are black.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #586 on: May 01, 2014, 02:57:50 PM »
Quote from: Chaikel on April 30, 2014, 01:12:03 PM
Sterling insists hes not a racists. He says some of his best credit cards are black.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #587 on: May 07, 2014, 01:50:44 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #588 on: May 07, 2014, 02:18:15 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #591 on: May 20, 2014, 07:50:47 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #592 on: May 20, 2014, 07:52:01 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #593 on: May 26, 2014, 01:12:52 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #594 on: May 26, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »
Quote from: meshugener on May 26, 2014, 01:12:52 PM
I'm working today like no soldiers have fallen in the past century.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #595 on: May 27, 2014, 04:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on May 13, 2014, 01:35:56 PM


Including the idiots who write "it's" in place of "its"?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #596 on: May 27, 2014, 07:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on May 27, 2014, 04:15:00 AM
Including the idiots who write "it's" in place of "its"?
No those are in a different class, the only way to get them is through AJK's thread.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #597 on: May 27, 2014, 09:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on May 27, 2014, 07:48:15 AM
No those are in a different class, the only way to get them is through AJK's thread.

Link?
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
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