I am very sorry and not trying to be mean but that joke sucks.If the cat walks into a bar, then that's it, he walked into a bar. The only uncertainty is when he is hidden from being observed.
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I just finished this 2 week diet in 3 days and 28 minutes
Reminds of this one:I don't mean to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit into the same earrings I wore in High School.
Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out- just take another shot.
If you wanna go fast, go aloneIf you wanna go far, go together
I am in an open relationship with my diet.So now it isn't cheating.
taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack