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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #975 on: August 25, 2017, 12:10:16 PM »
Maybe the line makes sense in the movie. Used for baseball in general, it's stupid.
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #976 on: August 25, 2017, 12:11:37 PM »
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?

I've had that saying directed many a time, so I might be biased in my response. :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #977 on: August 25, 2017, 04:09:01 PM »
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #978 on: August 28, 2017, 11:29:55 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #979 on: July 08, 2018, 09:27:48 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #980 on: September 27, 2018, 08:45:38 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #983 on: June 21, 2020, 09:33:10 PM »
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