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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #980 on: September 27, 2018, 08:45:38 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #983 on: June 21, 2020, 09:33:10 PM »
"Kings and kingdoms were as think in Britain as they had been in little Palestine in Joshua's time, when people had to sleep with their knees pulled up because they couldn't stretch out without a passport" -Mark Twain

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #984 on: July 16, 2020, 10:19:56 AM »
I spoke to a nutritionist who told me, “You should begin by eating only about 1,500 calories a day.” My response? “Okay, that’s not too bad, and how many a night?”
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #985 on: October 15, 2020, 01:28:49 PM »
Wearing a Yarmulke makes you religious just as standing in a garage makes you a car.

Quoted @stooges44 's post for context. The line is from Shlomo Yehuda Rechnitz.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #986 on: February 18, 2021, 04:21:40 PM »
Got this from a clip:

"You can hate on Joe Biden all you want, but I think it's pretty impressive that he fixed global warming in his first 30 days!"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #987 on: February 18, 2021, 04:58:04 PM »
The problem for Cruz is that he’s Trumpy enough to go on the trip but not Trumpy enough to stay. (-Twitter)
״וזה כלל גדול: שישנא אדם כל דבר שקר. וכל מה שיוסיף שנאה לדרכי השקר – יוסיף אהבה לתורה.״ - אורחות צדיקים

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #988 on: February 18, 2021, 06:07:28 PM »
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you Cancún for your country
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #989 on: February 18, 2021, 06:11:24 PM »
You can’t fight city hall, and city hall can’t fight BMG, so you surely can’t fight BMG.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #990 on: February 18, 2021, 06:30:17 PM »
You can’t fight city hall, and city hall can’t fight BMG, so you surely can’t fight BMG.
city hall can't fight itself

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #991 on: February 18, 2021, 09:20:34 PM »
Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what your country can do for you.

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I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #992 on: February 19, 2021, 01:40:51 PM »
Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what your country can do for you.

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Yeah, those durned Texas liberals should stop asking for federal help. Let 'em build their own generators

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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #994 on: July 04, 2021, 12:11:57 PM »


If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate is. If it stops moving, subsidize it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #995 on: January 14, 2022, 08:11:15 AM »
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

They have it already but it has a different name. It's called "Nshei".