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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #700 on: December 13, 2014, 08:54:05 PM »
Engaging trolls on the internet is like trying to drown a vampire with your own blood...

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #701 on: December 17, 2014, 11:49:51 PM »
If you want to go fast, go alone...
If you want to go far, go together...
This was the epilogue of the movie The Good Lie (a movie about the Lost Boys of Sudan), attributed to an African proverb.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #702 on: December 19, 2014, 10:33:37 AM »
For me, "drink responsible" means don't spill any of it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #703 on: December 31, 2014, 03:47:53 PM »
Men have feelings too... For example, some times I feel hungry.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #704 on: December 31, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »
Men have feelings too... For example, some times I feel hungry.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #705 on: January 01, 2015, 12:28:59 PM »
There would be more happy marriages if husbands tried understanding their wives and wives tried understanding football.
greatest חסד my wife does is when she pretends to be interested in credit cards

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #706 on: January 01, 2015, 01:23:23 PM »
greatest חסד my wife does is when she pretends to be interested in credit cards

iy"h she can/will provide you with a child who will eventually turn 18 -- and that will be a chessed, too...  :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #707 on: January 01, 2015, 08:30:26 PM »
iy"h she can/will provide you with a child who will eventually turn 18 -- and that will be a chessed, too...  :)

Lol. took me a second but well said.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #708 on: January 01, 2015, 08:48:31 PM »
Lol. took me a second but well said.

ok..  thanks -- to clarify: Age 18 = new credit cards, etc...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #709 on: January 08, 2015, 08:23:07 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #710 on: January 13, 2015, 10:09:31 PM »
Let's be nice to the wives here, they are not chrunable.  :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #711 on: January 21, 2015, 10:53:32 AM »
"A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #712 on: January 21, 2015, 11:03:05 AM »
G-D only created a limited number of perfect heads, the rest He covered with hair 8)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #713 on: January 29, 2015, 09:07:59 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #715 on: January 29, 2015, 09:21:12 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #718 on: March 02, 2015, 01:32:01 PM »
Dark army humor from my Israeli friend:

What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, and what does... will make your mother stronger. :-X

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #719 on: March 02, 2015, 01:32:49 PM »
Dark army humor from my Israeli friend:

What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, and what does... will make your mother stronger. :-X

Ohh..not cool! :-X :o
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