Author Topic: Best one-liners (Read 233712 times)

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #700 on:** December 13, 2014, 08:54:05 PM »

Engaging trolls on the internet is like trying to drown a vampire with your own blood...

skyguy918 · « **Reply #701 on:** December 17, 2014, 11:49:51 PM »

If you want to go fast, go alone...
If you want to go far, go together...

This was the epilogue of the movie The Good Lie (a movie about the Lost Boys of Sudan), attributed to an African proverb.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #702 on:** December 19, 2014, 10:33:37 AM »

For me, "drink responsible" means don't spill any of it.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #703 on:** December 31, 2014, 03:47:53 PM »

Men have feelings too... For example, some times I feel hungry.

etech0 · « **Reply #704 on:** December 31, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »

Men have feelings too... For example, some times I feel hungry.

chaimmayer · « **Reply #705 on:** January 01, 2015, 12:28:59 PM »

There would be more happy marriages if husbands tried understanding their wives and wives tried understanding football.

greatest חסד my wife does is when she pretends to be interested in credit cards

CS1 · « **Reply #706 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:23:23 PM »

greatest חסד my wife does is when she pretends to be interested in credit cards

iy"h she can/will provide you with a child who will eventually turn 18 -- and that will be a chessed, too...

12HRS · « **Reply #707 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:30:26 PM »

iy"h she can/will provide you with a child who will eventually turn 18 -- and that will be a chessed, too...

Lol. took me a second but well said.

CS1 · « **Reply #708 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:48:31 PM »

Lol. took me a second but well said.

ok.. thanks -- to clarify: Age 18 = new credit cards, etc...

ckmk47 · « **Reply #709 on:** January 08, 2015, 08:23:07 PM »

It's so cold I saw a gangsta pull up his pants!

yakov116 · « **Reply #710 on:** January 13, 2015, 10:09:31 PM »

Let's be nice to the wives here, they are not chrunable.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #711 on:** January 21, 2015, 10:53:32 AM »

"A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms"
----George Wald

etech0 · « **Reply #712 on:** January 21, 2015, 11:03:05 AM »

G-D only created a limited number of perfect heads, the rest He covered with hair

ckmk47 · « **Reply #713 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:07:59 PM »

TimT · « **Reply #714 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:12:36 PM »

.

good one

etech0 · « **Reply #715 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:21:12 PM »

Super Speed · « **Reply #716 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:38:22 PM »

iLike

FTFY

etech0 · « **Reply #717 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:51:28 PM »

FTFY

iLike

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #718 on:** March 02, 2015, 01:32:01 PM »

Dark army humor from my Israeli friend:

What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, and what does... will make your mother stronger.

benjie1305 · « **Reply #719 on:** March 02, 2015, 01:32:49 PM »

Dark army humor from my Israeli friend:

What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, and what does... will make your mother stronger.

Ohh..not cool!