Author Topic: Best one-liners (Read 202374 times)

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #740 on:** April 29, 2015, 06:59:08 PM »

In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, in practice there is.

Freddie · « **Reply #741 on:** April 29, 2015, 08:26:51 PM »

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate; and I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

TimT · « **Reply #742 on:** April 29, 2015, 08:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 29, 2015, 06:59:08 PM

In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, in practice there is.

Quote from: dan2.0 on May 24, 2012, 04:29:06 PM

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is!

That's the right way

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #743 on:** April 29, 2015, 08:49:41 PM »

Quote from: TimT on April 29, 2015, 08:33:28 PM

That's the right way

Same thing... In theory at least

CS1 · « **Reply #744 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:32:37 AM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on May 05, 2015, 12:04:20 AM

I would classify them like this, the 380 is the king of the skies while the 747 is the queen.

great one-liner from last night/today ^ ^

ADG · « **Reply #745 on:** May 06, 2015, 12:32:05 PM »

"Like when you throw rocks at chilonim on shabbos, you don't scream, "chilul shabbos," you scream, "shabbos!" Freddie

Freddie · « **Reply #746 on:** May 06, 2015, 03:28:13 PM »

Quote from: ADG on May 06, 2015, 12:32:05 PM

"Like when you throw rocks at chilonim on shabbos, you don't scream, "chilul shabbos," you scream, "shabbos!" Freddie

Yes, it was a great line, and I am happy that somebody appreciated its comedic genius, but technically it's not really a one liner. A true one liner has to stand on its own without context.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #747 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:23:08 AM »

yos9694 · « **Reply #748 on:** May 08, 2015, 05:31:54 PM »

2014 called.... wants its sign back

maxie m · « **Reply #749 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:20:12 PM »

In light of all the noobs getting pranked.
Fool me once shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me

Freddie · « **Reply #750 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:56:23 PM »

Quote from: maxie m on May 13, 2015, 08:20:12 PM

In light of all the noobs getting pranked.
Fool me once shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me

n00bs got pranked!? that sounds hilarious! where? when? link, please?

maxie m · « **Reply #751 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on May 13, 2015, 08:56:23 PM

n00bs got pranked!? that sounds hilarious! where? when? link, please?

for the sake of continuity, no

good sam · « **Reply #752 on:** May 14, 2015, 12:02:26 AM »

Quote from: maxie m on May 13, 2015, 08:20:12 PM

In light of all the noobs getting pranked.
Fool me once shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me

In Tennessee (or was it Texas?) they say: "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

CS1 · « **Reply #753 on:** May 20, 2015, 01:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Freddie on May 20, 2015, 11:14:33 AM

That's what I told my wife this morning when we were in an argument. I said, "I don't have bad middos. I'm just trolling you!"

another one.

etech0 · « **Reply #754 on:** May 31, 2015, 08:41:32 PM »

etech0 · « **Reply #755 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:50:39 PM »

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

TimT · « **Reply #756 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:15:13 AM »

He who laughs last, is slow

shoobi · « **Reply #757 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Yellow on August 16, 2010, 05:20:26 PM

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

just saw this now, reading through old stuff... OMG i couldn't stop laughing for like 5 min

shoobi · « **Reply #758 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:41:46 PM »

Quote from: TimT on June 19, 2015, 09:15:13 AM

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

FTFY

ADG · « **Reply #759 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:42:06 PM »

Why do i need to press 1 for english in America!!!!???

(not a rhetorical q)