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Offline etech0

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #760 on: June 23, 2015, 12:44:09 PM »
What is a rhetorical question?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #761 on: June 23, 2015, 04:06:34 PM »
Shouldn't you know what a rhetorical question is when you see one?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #762 on: June 23, 2015, 04:22:03 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on June 23, 2015, 04:06:34 PM
Shouldn't you know what a rhetorical question is when you see one?
You don't expect me to answer that, do you?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #763 on: June 23, 2015, 05:13:24 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on June 23, 2015, 04:06:34 PM
Shouldn't you know what a rhetorical question is when you see one?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #764 on: June 24, 2015, 01:47:28 AM »
Who on earth decided that one can just wake up and smell coffee? >:(
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #765 on: June 24, 2015, 06:50:19 AM »
Quote from: SamKey on June 24, 2015, 01:47:28 AM
Who on earth decided that one can just wake up and smell coffee? >:(

A married man, I suppose.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #766 on: June 24, 2015, 08:45:58 AM »
Quote from: SamKey on June 24, 2015, 01:47:28 AM
Who on earth decided that one can just wake up and smell coffee? >:(
Reminds me of a line from a rebbe I know.

The best part of Folgers in my cup of waking up.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #767 on: June 24, 2015, 06:56:07 PM »
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #768 on: June 24, 2015, 09:36:11 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on June 24, 2015, 08:45:58 AM
Reminds me of a line from a rebbe I know.

The best part of Folgers in my cup is waking up.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #769 on: June 24, 2015, 10:20:02 PM »
Quote from: ckmk47 on June 24, 2015, 09:36:11 PM

Lol, thanks for the edit. Typing from my phone never works out quite as well as a proper keyboard.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #770 on: June 24, 2015, 11:12:20 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on June 24, 2015, 08:35:04 PM
When the inventor of USB dies they will put him in ground, take him back out, turn him over and put him back in.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #771 on: June 24, 2015, 11:59:06 PM »
Quote from: blerbz on June 24, 2015, 06:56:07 PM
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Alol!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #772 on: June 25, 2015, 12:27:50 AM »
Quote from: blerbz on June 24, 2015, 06:56:07 PM
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #773 on: June 25, 2015, 09:09:00 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #774 on: July 07, 2015, 01:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on Today at 01:30:10 PM
So the LTB are having a summit and the G are not invited? I guess we haven't come that far, have we?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #775 on: July 07, 2015, 02:37:43 PM »
Quote from: ADG on July 07, 2015, 01:32:13 PM
Quote from: Freddie on July 07, 2015, 01:30:10 PM
So the LTB are having a summit and the G are not invited? I guess we haven't come that far, have we?

FTFY
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #776 on: July 08, 2015, 10:54:36 PM »
Quote from: ADG on July 07, 2015, 01:32:13 PM
Quote from: Freddie on Today at 01:30:10 PM
So the LTB are having a summit and the G are not invited? I guess we haven't come that far, have we?
Well the Ts were left out of LGB so its only fair.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #777 on: July 16, 2015, 10:31:46 AM »
Photos from Pluto take 4.5 hours... Boy am I glad for one hour photos...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #778 on: July 16, 2015, 10:37:13 AM »
"I cannot compete with incompetence"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #779 on: July 21, 2015, 08:47:15 AM »
"'Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people' is a quote about people"

ETA: just to clarify, my quote was not about people, it was about quotes...
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 09:05:55 AM by Achas Veachas »
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