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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #840 on: February 04, 2016, 12:36:51 PM »
it was just a cool line i saw on tumblr! sheesh so much dissecting...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #841 on: February 04, 2016, 12:37:41 PM »
it was just a cool line i saw on tumblr! sheesh so much dissecting...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #842 on: February 04, 2016, 12:38:18 PM »
My greatest achievement? I am fluent in FRIENDS quotes

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #843 on: February 04, 2016, 05:47:47 PM »
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #844 on: February 04, 2016, 06:11:49 PM »
I work for the Department of Redundancies Department
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #845 on: February 08, 2016, 10:23:20 PM »
Whenever I see a new autobiography in the bookstore I try to save time and just flip to the "About the Author"  section

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #846 on: February 08, 2016, 10:27:18 PM »
I work for the Department of Redundancies Department
Me too, that's why I'm makpid on the last letzta mayim achronim vasser water

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #847 on: February 08, 2016, 10:41:16 PM »
Me too, that's why I'm makpid on the last letzta mayim achronim vasser water
:)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #848 on: February 15, 2016, 02:30:50 PM »
Dont judge others because they sin differently than you...


inside everyone you know is someone you don't!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #849 on: February 15, 2016, 02:52:13 PM »
Dont judge others because they sin differently than you...


inside everyone you know is someone you don't!
Don't compare your strengths to other people's weaknesses
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #850 on: February 15, 2016, 08:56:22 PM »
Stop global warming, eat meat

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #851 on: February 17, 2016, 02:00:49 PM »
Me too, that's why I'm makpid on the last letzta mayim achronim vasser water

Der heiliger Ohr Hachaim Hakodosh....

A git Yom Tov....
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #852 on: February 17, 2016, 02:02:03 PM »
"You're as useless as Anne Frank's drum set."

I know, a little dark. And I kind of felt bad for laughing when I heard it.  :-\

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #853 on: February 17, 2016, 02:04:53 PM »
it was just a cool line i saw on tumblr! sheesh so much dissecting...

I wanted to remember yesterday on 7 Adar to comment on this but I forgot. Maybe on Adar sheini.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #854 on: March 28, 2016, 05:12:03 PM »
Is there a thread for great quotes? This is something worth sharing, but not a knaitchy one-liner of the joking sort.

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If you see what needs to be repaired and how to repair it, then you have found a piece of the world that Gd has left for you to complete. But if you only see what is wrong and what is ugly in the world, then it is you yourself that needs repair.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #855 on: March 28, 2016, 05:48:17 PM »
Marriage is a workshop - I work, she shops!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #856 on: March 30, 2016, 02:10:10 PM »
Marriage is a workshop - I work, she shops!

marriage is a give and take. i give, he takes
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #857 on: March 30, 2016, 05:03:01 PM »
marriage is a give and take. i give, she takes
FTFY

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #858 on: March 30, 2016, 05:03:54 PM »
My greatest achievement? I am fluent in FRIENDS quotes

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #859 on: March 30, 2016, 05:04:54 PM »
that wasn't a mistake  :P
An error nevertheless.