Author Topic: Best one-liners  (Read 200472 times)

Offline JTZ

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Apr 2016
  • Posts: 1884
  • Total likes: 230
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #920 on: December 07, 2016, 05:37:53 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

Offline davidmal

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 7874
  • Total likes: 604
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 239
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: New York
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #921 on: December 07, 2016, 07:37:36 PM »
Just saw a Sriracha ad.

"There are those who love Sriracha and those who haven't tried it yet."
There's definitely a third category.
Those too weak to handle it.
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

Offline Emkay

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Posts: 14295
  • Total likes: 376
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 35
    • View Profile
  • Location: Where I ought to be
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #922 on: December 08, 2016, 03:08:51 AM »
Those too weak to handle it.
Too weak to handle a bland blend of spice?

Offline davidmal

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 7874
  • Total likes: 604
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 239
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: New York
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #923 on: December 08, 2016, 09:51:51 AM »
Too weak to handle a bland blend of spice?

for the faint of heart
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

Offline yuneeq

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jan 2013
  • Posts: 8611
  • Total likes: 3999
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: NJ
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #924 on: December 08, 2016, 09:56:34 AM »
Those too weak to handle it.

I find the famous Huy Fong sri racha to be

1) not that spicy
2) not that good

But I appreciate that they made hot sauce popular, because there are tons of great sri rachas and hot sauces nowadays.
Visibly Jewish

Offline CS1

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Posts: 3651
  • Total likes: 49
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
    • California Gourmet Premium Chocolate
  • Location: United States
  • Programs: DDSLA, DDSCLE, Bonvoy Titanium Feb 2025
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #925 on: December 08, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »
I find the famous Huy Fong sri racha to be

1) not that spicy
2) not that good

But I appreciate that they made hot sauce popular, because there are tons of great sri rachas and hot sauces nowadays.

what about the "green dragon" from Trader Joe's? Have you tasted it? Does it compare; is it better?
California Gourmet Belgian Nut-Free Chocolate Chips https://bit.ly/CaliforniaGourmetDirect

Offline yuneeq

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jan 2013
  • Posts: 8611
  • Total likes: 3999
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: NJ
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #926 on: December 08, 2016, 10:02:54 AM »
what about the "green dragon" from Trader Joe's? Have you tasted it? Does it compare; is it better?

I love it. It's a very different flavor but its great.
Visibly Jewish

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #927 on: December 08, 2016, 10:32:57 AM »
Maybe @TimT can help me find the post where I described being traumatized by sriracha sauce at a kosher restaurant where I ordered extra spicy orange chicken and they just gave me a scoop of the regular orange chicken and squirted sriracha on top.

Offline Emkay

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Posts: 14295
  • Total likes: 376
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 35
    • View Profile
  • Location: Where I ought to be
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #928 on: December 08, 2016, 10:38:30 AM »
Maybe @TimT can help me find the post where I described being traumatized by sriracha sauce at a kosher restaurant where I ordered extra spicy orange chicken and they just gave me a scoop of the regular orange chicken and squirted sriracha on top.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=66067.msg1554371#msg1554371

Offline davidmal

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 7874
  • Total likes: 604
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 239
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: New York
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #929 on: December 08, 2016, 10:47:53 AM »
Maybe @TimT can help me find the post where I described being traumatized by sriracha sauce at a kosher restaurant where I ordered extra spicy orange chicken and they just gave me a scoop of the regular orange chicken and squirted sriracha on top.
ew
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #930 on: December 08, 2016, 11:33:58 AM »

Offline davidmal

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 7874
  • Total likes: 604
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 239
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: New York
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #931 on: December 08, 2016, 11:39:21 AM »
It still makes my stomach churn.
The only worse than that
is where you go to a pizza store and ask for a.... mushroom or olive or vegetable slice
and they simply take a cold slice add some canned mushrooms on top throw some extra cheese on top and reheat it.
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3088
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #932 on: December 08, 2016, 11:45:32 AM »
The only worse than that
is where you go to a pizza store and ask for a.... mushroom or olive or vegetable slice
and they simply take a cold slice add some canned mushrooms on top throw some extra cheese on top and reheat it.

the pain, the pain

Offline Work-for-ur-muny

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2014
  • Posts: 3086
  • Total likes: 326
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #933 on: December 08, 2016, 05:09:03 PM »
6 more posts on the topic of hot sauce and then anyone has the right to ask "can we rename this thread to the Sriracha masterthread?"...

Offline davidmal

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 7874
  • Total likes: 604
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 239
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: New York
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #934 on: December 08, 2016, 05:13:03 PM »
6 more posts on the topic of hot sauce and then anyone has the right to ask "can we rename this thread to the Sriracha masterthread?"...
but its not a real quote you just made that up?
-DMC
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it ~Ferris Bueller"

Offline Work-for-ur-muny

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2014
  • Posts: 3086
  • Total likes: 326
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #935 on: December 08, 2016, 05:14:48 PM »
but its not a real quote you just made that up?
Every time a thread goes off topic for about two pages there's that guy who says "I think this thread should be renamed..."

Offline lubaby

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Posts: 5335
  • Total likes: 736
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 12
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #936 on: December 08, 2016, 05:18:34 PM »
Every time a thread goes off topic for about two pages there's that guy who says "I think this thread should be renamed..."
This belongs in the Pet Peeve thread.

Offline Work-for-ur-muny

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2014
  • Posts: 3086
  • Total likes: 326
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #937 on: December 08, 2016, 05:20:04 PM »
This belongs in the Pet Peeve thread.
FTFY

It doesn't bother me. I've learned that that's standard here on the forums. It's already beginning to tickle me when it doesn't happen...  :D

Offline MeirS

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jun 2013
  • Posts: 2552
  • Total likes: 193
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #938 on: December 13, 2016, 10:51:33 AM »
Heard this morning in shul one of the beggars going around saying: גדול המקבל צדקה יותר מן הנותן
עומר?

Offline YitzyS

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jan 2015
  • Posts: 5552
  • Total likes: 13697
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Lakewood, NJ
Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #939 on: December 21, 2016, 08:08:23 AM »
Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday