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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #940 on: December 21, 2016, 08:19:47 AM »
Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday
Not here on DDF :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #941 on: December 21, 2016, 01:14:13 PM »
Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday
Ummmmm... It's Wednesday...  :o

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #942 on: December 21, 2016, 04:39:41 PM »
I wonder how long it will take until someone starts the "How to master threading a thread master thread"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #943 on: December 21, 2016, 04:42:59 PM »
I wonder how long it will take until someone starts the "How to master threading a thread master thread"
One second... We'll need a master-head to master the masterthread's master's thread title...

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #944 on: December 21, 2016, 04:47:57 PM »
I wonder how long it will take until someone starts the "How to master threading a thread master thread"
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=24412.0

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #945 on: December 21, 2016, 05:44:50 PM »
-DMC
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #946 on: December 21, 2016, 06:54:07 PM »
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER A Dormant THREAD FROM 4 years ago!!!
He doesn't. It's 11+ months older then him..

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #947 on: December 21, 2016, 07:20:36 PM »
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER A Dormant THREAD FROM 4 years ago!!!
A master NEVER reveals his secrets. SOOO here goes :)
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?action=search

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #948 on: December 21, 2016, 08:29:05 PM »
One second... We'll need a master-head to master the masterthread's master's thread title...
Don't forget about a wiki

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #949 on: December 22, 2016, 10:03:54 AM »
Don't forget about a wiki
I think Tim already acknowledged he's the master for the job.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #950 on: March 14, 2017, 01:43:34 AM »
Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings. They're all fake!

via r/jokes
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #951 on: March 14, 2017, 04:04:41 PM »
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #952 on: March 14, 2017, 05:02:10 PM »
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
Great!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #953 on: March 14, 2017, 05:23:51 PM »
You're
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #954 on: March 14, 2017, 05:25:44 PM »
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
I love how you nominated yourself

Well done

And I approve of this message.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #955 on: March 17, 2017, 01:36:14 PM »
Thanks. Yeh the 65k was cc. Except my wife Durant gave her own dog just a shared card

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #956 on: March 17, 2017, 01:38:39 PM »

A horrible case of swype + autocorrect gone wrong I'm guessing
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #957 on: March 17, 2017, 01:39:39 PM »
A horrible case of swype + autocorrect gone wrong I'm guessing
You mean wonderful case gone right?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #958 on: March 17, 2017, 01:40:37 PM »
You mean wonderful case gone right?
Depends how you look at it
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #959 on: March 20, 2017, 02:15:02 PM »
just because you can afford a yacht doesnt mean you're invited to the yacht club