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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #975 on: August 25, 2017, 12:10:16 PM »
Maybe the line makes sense in the movie. Used for baseball in general, it's stupid.
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #976 on: August 25, 2017, 12:11:37 PM »
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?

I've had that saying directed many a time, so I might be biased in my response. :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #977 on: August 25, 2017, 04:09:01 PM »
You ever hear the saying "you throw like a girl"? Is that stupid?
Wasn't there a Mythbusters about that?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #978 on: August 28, 2017, 11:29:55 AM »
Amateurs practice until they get it right; professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #979 on: July 08, 2018, 09:27:48 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #980 on: September 27, 2018, 08:45:38 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #983 on: June 21, 2020, 09:33:10 PM »
"Kings and kingdoms were as think in Britain as they had been in little Palestine in Joshua's time, when people had to sleep with their knees pulled up because they couldn't stretch out without a passport" -Mark Twain
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #984 on: July 16, 2020, 10:19:56 AM »
I spoke to a nutritionist who told me, “You should begin by eating only about 1,500 calories a day.” My response? “Okay, that’s not too bad, and how many a night?”
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #985 on: October 15, 2020, 01:28:49 PM »
Wearing a Yarmulke makes you religious just as standing in a garage makes you a car.

Quoted @stooges44 's post for context. The line is from Shlomo Yehuda Rechnitz.
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