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Best one-liners
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:16:22 AM »
Anyone have any good ones?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 03:18:55 AM »
When all is said and done, much more is said than done

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 05:03:36 AM »
בשעה שאמר הקב"ה לי הכסף ולי הזהב באו ישראל ואמרו אני לדודי ודודי לי

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 06:44:24 AM »
The greatest proof of intelligent extraterrestrial life, is that they haven't tried to contact us.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2010, 07:59:48 AM »
בשעה שאמר הקב"ה לי הכסף ולי הזהב באו ישראל ואמרו אני לדודי ודודי לי
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 09:06:00 AM »
It was believed that a billion monkeys at a billion keyboards, could reproduce the entire work of shakespeare; now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 09:08:06 AM »
Microsoft Works: oxymoron.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2010, 09:09:40 AM »
If Microsoft were to sell vacuum cleaners,they probably wouldn't suck.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2010, 10:26:14 AM »
Whats this MS bashing about, have they been that bad?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2010, 10:34:53 AM »
War does not determine who is right -only who is left.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »
If you are deep into the computer world you are going to know what I mean about MS.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2010, 10:39:39 AM »
Just think of Vista, as an example.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2010, 10:44:07 AM »
Just think of Vista, as an example.
Gotcha. This is off topic but do you use another OS other then windows?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2010, 10:45:21 AM »
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 10:46:18 AM »
When I married Mr Right, I didn't know his first name was always.

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2010, 10:46:52 AM »
Wife and dog lost, reward for dog.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »
Obama and G-d both don't have birth certificates, but G-d doesn't think he is Obama!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2010, 02:45:45 PM »
if you think your wise, your otherwise

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2010, 03:03:23 PM »
He who knows, doesn't talk. He who talks, doesn't know.
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Re: Best one-liners
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