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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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The E.R. You watch it I live it.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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Quote from: Charles The Govenor on June 07, 2010, 12:18:35 AM
I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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Quote from: aussiebochur on June 07, 2010, 12:24:08 AM
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Jay-Z
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Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.
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Yup,Jay-Z.
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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Quote from: Chaikel on June 07, 2010, 12:39:57 AM
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.
Once saw a bumper sticker: "If we weren't supposed to eat humans, then why were they made out of meat?"
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don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Why drink n drive, when you can smoke n fly
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I love vegetarians. They leave more meat for the rest of us!
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on!
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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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Dont drink and drive, first drink and then drive.
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He who has a "why", can overcome almost any "how"
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"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
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