Author Topic: Best one-liners (Read 202659 times)

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #140 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:57:21 AM »

Dictatorship means that the government does as she pleases and the population isn't allowed to speak.

Democracy means that the people have their say, but the government does anyway what she wants.

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #141 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:58:46 AM »

A few wrongs helped a couple wrigths change history

sky121 · « **Reply #142 on:** June 11, 2012, 09:49:40 PM »

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

rcarentals · « **Reply #143 on:** June 12, 2012, 01:51:08 PM »

so are you having a boy? or an abortion?

L'Chaim · « **Reply #144 on:** June 14, 2012, 09:17:42 AM »

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #145 on:** June 23, 2012, 11:08:02 PM »

It's difficult to follow your dream. It's a tragedy not to.

ChAiM'l · « **Reply #146 on:** June 24, 2012, 08:10:45 AM »

Quote from: rcarentals on June 12, 2012, 01:51:08 PM

so are you having a boy? or an abortion?

asherbarkin · « **Reply #147 on:** June 24, 2012, 10:09:30 AM »

"whats the nimshal" after someone tells you something important to themself

good sam · « **Reply #148 on:** June 24, 2012, 11:21:39 AM »

Quote from: asherbarkin on June 24, 2012, 10:09:30 AM

"whats the nimshal" after someone tells you something important to themself

Post here

mclovin · « **Reply #149 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:16:03 PM »

Quote from: ChAiM'l on June 24, 2012, 08:10:45 AM

its from a movie. (GIYF)

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #150 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:45:47 PM »

You're not a loser until you quit trying.

There's not enough coffee in my coffee

askmoses · « **Reply #151 on:** June 24, 2012, 01:57:21 PM »

- There are three types of people in the world, those that can count and those that can't.

asherbarkin · « **Reply #152 on:** June 24, 2012, 02:15:42 PM »

Quote from: good sam on June 24, 2012, 11:21:39 AM

Post here

post here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

mclovin · « **Reply #153 on:** June 24, 2012, 09:38:35 PM »

Quote from: asherbarkin on June 24, 2012, 02:15:42 PM

post here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

whoa! that is some serious bullying

good sam · « **Reply #154 on:** June 24, 2012, 09:56:14 PM »

Quote from: asherbarkin on June 24, 2012, 02:15:42 PM

post here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

Quote from: asherbarkin on February 28, 2012, 10:57:05 PM

careful man, no bullies.

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #155 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:53:20 PM »

Don't go through life, grow through life.

Dan · « **Reply #156 on:** July 03, 2012, 04:44:55 PM »

"I believe in Karma. That means i can do bad things to people all day long and assume they deserve it."
-via fb.

smurf · « **Reply #157 on:** July 03, 2012, 04:45:49 PM »

Procrastinators of the world UNITE!....tomorrow
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #158 on:** July 03, 2012, 05:12:14 PM »

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -Napoleon

(We all deal with this daily with CSR)

Avid Reader · « **Reply #159 on:** July 03, 2012, 07:22:10 PM »

Quote from: PlatinumGuy on July 03, 2012, 05:12:14 PM

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -Napoleon

(We all deal with this daily with CSR)