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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #200 on: September 20, 2012, 04:00:43 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #201 on: October 23, 2012, 04:42:11 PM »
Fun is like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #202 on: October 23, 2012, 04:48:59 PM »
A blackberry isn't a wireless phone, its always plugged into the charger

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #203 on: October 23, 2012, 04:49:28 PM »
Fun is like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs.
Does this count as a repost?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #204 on: October 23, 2012, 05:00:03 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #205 on: October 23, 2012, 06:43:55 PM »
A blackberry isn't a wireless phone, its always plugged into the charger
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #206 on: November 01, 2012, 07:32:52 PM »
So they are still going to have the NYC marathon this weekend. The early favorite is Michael Phelps.
Part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #207 on: November 01, 2012, 07:33:26 PM »
There's a new drink called Sandy, it's basically a watered down Manhattan.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #208 on: November 01, 2012, 07:53:41 PM »
So they are still going to have the NYC marathon this weekend. The early favorite is Michael Phelps.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #209 on: November 02, 2012, 08:59:23 AM »
The grass is always greener - where you water it.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #210 on: December 19, 2012, 05:19:50 PM »
Obama plans to make the CEO of AMEX the next chairman of the federal reserve. Genius! Transfer his 16 trillion dollar debt to AMEX then dispute the charges!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #211 on: December 19, 2012, 06:01:59 PM »
Obama plans to make the CEO of AMEX the next chairman of the federal reserve. Genius! Transfer his 16 trillion dollar debt to AMEX then dispute the charges!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #212 on: December 19, 2012, 06:06:39 PM »
Hamakom (with amex/insurance as a shliach) yimale chisronchem

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #213 on: December 23, 2012, 06:44:03 PM »
The only source of knowledge is experience - Albert Einstein
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #214 on: December 23, 2012, 07:05:40 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #215 on: December 23, 2012, 08:35:26 PM »
The only source of knowledge is experience - Albert Einstein
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Meh..
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #216 on: December 26, 2012, 09:55:22 AM »
If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #217 on: December 26, 2012, 02:29:59 PM »
Your referring to DDF? Ha ha...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #218 on: December 26, 2012, 02:46:54 PM »
Your referring to DDF?
Why would you that?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #219 on: December 26, 2012, 03:33:21 PM »
If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport!
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