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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #220 on: December 26, 2012, 04:09:55 PM »
Quote from: HelpMe on December 26, 2012, 09:55:22 AM
If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport!
Quote from: HelpMe on December 25, 2012, 05:26:50 PM
I did not know there was so much hatred towards Jesus Christ here but we all know who did kill him.
It always comes out eventually i guess ::)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #221 on: December 26, 2012, 04:29:58 PM »
Quote from: good sam on December 26, 2012, 04:09:55 PM
It always comes out eventually i guess ::)
Jeez (pun intended). It's the one-liner thread. It's not the "your thoughts on DDF" thread. I understood what he meant, maybe some people here have guilty conscience.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #222 on: December 26, 2012, 04:34:32 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #223 on: December 26, 2012, 05:25:20 PM »
Quote from: good sam on December 26, 2012, 04:09:55 PM
It always comes out eventually i guess ::)
What does one thread have to do with another. If I thought everyone here was an a**hole I would just come out and say it.  ::)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #224 on: December 26, 2012, 05:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Chaikel on December 26, 2012, 04:29:58 PM
Jeez (pun intended). It's the one-liner thread. It's not the "your thoughts on DDF" thread. I understood what he meant, maybe some people here have guilty conscience.
Ding, ding, ding we have a winner!  :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #225 on: December 26, 2012, 05:45:18 PM »
thank god u put the asterisks! i wouldnt want u using foul lang  ;D :D ;) :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #226 on: December 26, 2012, 06:40:36 PM »
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Best one-liners
« Reply #227 on: December 26, 2012, 07:09:48 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on August 20, 2012, 03:57:11 PM
Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly?

Why smoke and fly, when you can sniff and soar?

Don't drink and drive, your alcohol might spill!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #228 on: December 27, 2012, 08:44:41 AM »
If you make something foolproof, someone will become a better fool.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #229 on: January 08, 2013, 03:25:27 AM »
You don't have a soul. You are soul, you have a body - C.S. Lewis
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #230 on: January 10, 2013, 01:58:50 PM »
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him

If you don’t get lost, there’s a chance you may never be found.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #231 on: January 13, 2013, 03:44:23 PM »
Follow your head. Your heart is an idiot.
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Re: Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #232 on: January 13, 2013, 03:45:09 PM »
Quote from: PlatinumGuy on January 10, 2013, 01:58:50 PM
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him



Like this one
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #233 on: January 13, 2013, 04:40:41 PM »
About jesus: who cares who killed him? He got up 3 days later anyhow...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #234 on: January 15, 2013, 03:49:43 PM »
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!"  William Shakespeare
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #235 on: January 15, 2013, 04:29:28 PM »
"Chof Beis Shevat is the closest thing we have these days to Tu B'Av in the gemorah"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #236 on: January 15, 2013, 04:31:06 PM »
Quote from: whYME on January 15, 2013, 04:29:28 PM
"Chof Beis Shevat is the closest thing we have these days to Tu B'Av in the gemorah"
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Trying to figure out who LW is. Is he from Cali?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #237 on: January 15, 2013, 04:31:38 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on January 15, 2013, 04:31:06 PM
Trying to figure out who LW is. Is he from Cali?
From Detroit?
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
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