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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #241 on: January 15, 2013, 05:00:53 PM »
Yup :)
Lucky guess. :) And idk about anyone else but the yeshivas I was in call them gaggles on the street corners. It has layers of meaning :P
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #243 on: February 06, 2013, 01:08:58 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #244 on: February 08, 2013, 04:38:18 PM »
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #245 on: February 09, 2013, 12:53:26 PM »
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else

Not me though! :P
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #246 on: February 10, 2013, 10:52:10 AM »
If Obama is the answer, it was a stupid question.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #247 on: February 11, 2013, 07:32:07 AM »
99% of cops give the rest of them a bad name.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #248 on: February 21, 2013, 06:04:52 PM »
Some people would complain about having to pay the taxes after winning the lottery
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #249 on: March 31, 2013, 12:09:18 PM »
To have a successful marriage you have to expect from your spouse nothing and yourself everything.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #250 on: March 31, 2013, 12:15:32 PM »
To have a successful marriage you have to expect from your spouse nothing and yourself everything.

I don't always love quotes/advice about not expecting things from people.  Because in some ways you should expect things from people. I want my spouse to expect things from me.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #251 on: March 31, 2013, 12:20:12 PM »
@jj
Why do I think you're not married?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #252 on: March 31, 2013, 12:27:11 PM »
I don't always love quotes/advice about not expecting things from people.  Because in some ways you should expect things from people. I want my spouse to expect things from me.
Obviously the line isn't meant in a fully literal sense. You expect your spouse to wake up in the morning, do her job etc...

It is referring to the extra things in life/marriage. (And with that attitude you can appreciate those things so much more.)

@jj
Why do I think you're not married?
Possibly because I have expressed this fact on this forum? Or because I am an idealist. But as I said to sky121 as with everything in life use common sense to understand what the real meaning was on that line... Feel free to disagree.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #253 on: March 31, 2013, 12:40:12 PM »
Obviously the line isn't meant in a fully literal sense. You expect your spouse to wake up in the morning, do her job etc...

It is referring to the extra things in life/marriage. (And with that attitude you can appreciate those things so much more.)
 Possibly because I have expressed this fact on this forum? Or because I am an idealist. But as I said to sky121 as with everything in life use common sense to understand what the real meaning was on that line... Feel free to disagree.

No, I do agree.  And I obviously hear what's it trying to say.

Was just giving my 2cents.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #254 on: March 31, 2013, 12:57:54 PM »
"At our house, Pesach isn't just eight days. We keep Pesach for six weeks. We only get fed for the last eight days, though."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #255 on: March 31, 2013, 02:21:02 PM »
"At our house, Pesach isn't just eight days. We keep Pesach for six weeks. We only get fed for the last eight days, though."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #256 on: March 31, 2013, 02:21:30 PM »
"At our house, Pesach isn't just eight days. We keep Pesach for six weeks. We only get fed for the last eight days, though."
Great one!!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #257 on: March 31, 2013, 02:35:30 PM »
"At our house, Pesach isn't just eight days. We keep Pesach for six weeks. We only get fed for the last eight days, though."
Funny, because by us, the last 8 days we cant eat almost anything!  :D
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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
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