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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #260 on: April 05, 2013, 02:20:36 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #261 on: April 24, 2013, 01:26:09 PM »
“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
~Mahatma Gandhi
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #262 on: April 24, 2013, 01:30:14 PM »
"If the only way we can sell our children on Torah is by forbidding everything else, then we are bankrupt" - Rabbi Shlomo Freifeld zt’’l.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #263 on: April 24, 2013, 01:35:28 PM »
If you believe breaking is possible, believe fixing is possible.
Rebbe Nachman of Breslov
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #264 on: April 24, 2013, 01:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Shreknit on April 24, 2013, 01:35:28 PM
If you believe breaking is possible, believe fixing is possible.
Rebbe Nachman of Breslov
..שאם אתה מאמין שאפשר לקלקל
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #265 on: April 24, 2013, 01:52:20 PM »
Quote from: ari101 on April 24, 2013, 01:44:39 PM
..שאם אתה מאמין שאפשר לקלקל
Yep
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #266 on: April 24, 2013, 06:15:21 PM »
Quote from: 972sg212 on April 24, 2013, 01:30:14 PM
"If the only way we can sell our children on Torah is by forbidding everything else, then we are bankrupt" - Rabbi Shlomo Freifeld zt’’l.

+1,000,000,000

No wonder Rebbe is such a huge fan of R' Freifeld. ;)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #267 on: April 24, 2013, 06:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Moishebatchy on April 24, 2013, 06:15:21 PM
+1,000,000,000

No wonder Rebbe is such a huge fan of R' Freifeld. ;)
Rebbe?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #268 on: April 24, 2013, 06:24:51 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #269 on: April 24, 2013, 08:19:00 PM »
Who woulda' thunk?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #270 on: April 26, 2013, 12:06:29 PM »
"The train is running, but there ain't nobody drivin it" -as they say in the south
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #271 on: May 03, 2013, 08:08:37 AM »
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #272 on: May 03, 2013, 08:45:37 AM »
Lol
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #273 on: May 03, 2013, 08:54:08 AM »
Quote from: Moishebatchy on May 03, 2013, 08:08:37 AM
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

Haha
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #274 on: May 03, 2013, 08:58:48 AM »
Quote from: Moishebatchy on May 03, 2013, 08:08:37 AM
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Sounds fishy, can we get Snopes on the case? :P
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #275 on: May 03, 2013, 09:06:55 AM »
The out of towners are going to like this and the new yorkers are going to say it's stupid.

"New Yorkers buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like"
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #276 on: May 03, 2013, 09:09:06 AM »
Quote from: YSP on May 03, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
The out of towners are going to like this and the new yorkers are going to say it's stupid.

"New Yorkers buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like"

+1

Spot On!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #277 on: May 03, 2013, 09:11:08 AM »
Quote from: YSP on May 03, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
The out of towners are going to like this and the new yorkers are going to say it's stupid.

"New Yorkers buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like"

-1

I am a born and bred New Yorker, and I agree wholeheartedly. :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #278 on: May 03, 2013, 10:47:22 AM »
Quote from: YSP on May 03, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
The out of towners are going to like this and the new yorkers are going to say it's stupid.

"New Yorkers buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like"
Love it!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #279 on: May 05, 2013, 01:34:16 AM »
Quote from: YSP on May 03, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
The out of towners are going to like this and the new yorkers are going to say it's stupid.

"New Yorkers buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like"
Whoever coined that has obviously never been to L.A.
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