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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #360 on: July 02, 2013, 02:32:22 PM »
Orwell
Actually  R. Andom really coined the line first, but Orwell used it well.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #361 on: July 02, 2013, 02:40:29 PM »
Actually  R. Andom really coined the line first, but Orwell used it well.

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While we are off showing off knowledge. This is one line where the translation comes out BETTER then the original. When translated to Hebrew:
כל בני האדם שוים, אבל יש כאלה ששוים יותר

ETA For the benefit of the Hebrew Challenged population: The Hebrew word for 'equal' (שוה) can also mean 'worth', so the quote can be read as the following oxymoron: "All people are worth the same (equal), but some are worth more than others".
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #362 on: July 02, 2013, 02:46:11 PM »
While we are off showing off knowledge. This is one line where the translation comes out BETTER then the original. When translated to Hebrew:
כל בני האדם שוים, אבל יש כאלה ששוים יותר
+1
Excellent additional pun.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #363 on: July 02, 2013, 02:48:17 PM »
+1
Excellent additional pun.
I didn't come up with that I remember seeing it once in an article on translations, saying how even though nuances usually get lost in translation, sometimes new ones pop up, and brought this as an example. I can't seem to find it now.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #364 on: July 02, 2013, 02:50:01 PM »
Excellent additional pun.
+1
Nice twist.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #365 on: July 02, 2013, 08:20:00 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #366 on: July 03, 2013, 02:35:21 PM »
Ed Snowden should seek asylum in the only place entirely beyond the reach of US law enforcement...... Wall Street.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #367 on: July 03, 2013, 03:01:54 PM »
Ed Snowden should seek asylum in the only place entirely beyond the reach of US law enforcement...... Wall Street.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #368 on: July 04, 2013, 04:41:03 PM »
I'm actually not funny. I'm just so mean that people thinking I'm joking.
It's not about the quantity of your posts.  It's about the quality.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #369 on: July 04, 2013, 04:53:13 PM »
I'm actually not funny. I'm just so mean that people thinking I'm joking.
I see that becoming someone's Sig...

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #370 on: July 05, 2013, 01:05:48 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #371 on: July 05, 2013, 07:21:50 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #372 on: July 09, 2013, 08:08:45 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #373 on: July 10, 2013, 03:10:00 AM »
Respect old people... they graduated from high school without Google and Wikipedia.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #374 on: July 10, 2013, 03:24:56 AM »
Respect old people... they graduated from high school without Google and Wikipedia.
...and they can add without a calculator.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #375 on: July 10, 2013, 03:29:27 AM »
...and they can used to be able to add without a calculator.
ftfy :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #376 on: July 19, 2013, 08:37:55 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #377 on: July 19, 2013, 12:52:29 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #378 on: July 23, 2013, 07:55:20 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #379 on: July 23, 2013, 08:21:37 PM »
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade add vodka. When life hands you tofu, run like hell."
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ftfy  :)