"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you tofu, run like hell."-Mendel G.
"BTW - sushi and shots is the modern version of herring and schnapps."-Mendy H, via FB.
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.
How do you drink herring?
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל! If anyone knows who authored this one, please share.(Yiddish)
?עשה רצונך כרצונו כדי שיעשה רצונו
Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה