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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #380 on: July 23, 2013, 10:40:37 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #381 on: July 23, 2013, 11:59:13 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #382 on: July 28, 2013, 12:10:07 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #383 on: August 02, 2013, 03:51:29 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #384 on: August 02, 2013, 07:58:48 PM »
"BTW - sushi and shots is the modern version of herring and schnapps."
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lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #385 on: August 03, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #386 on: August 04, 2013, 10:25:47 AM »
The one with Kugel and pizza? lol
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #387 on: August 04, 2013, 12:42:18 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.

How do you drink herring? ;D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #388 on: August 04, 2013, 01:35:50 PM »
How do you drink herring? ;D
  :o and you call yourself chasiddish? :P

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #389 on: August 04, 2013, 01:54:33 PM »
lol nice, I always said if chabad was started in the US farbrangens would consist of a burgers/dogs/steak BBQ and beer. The only reason chassidim drink vodka and herring is because that is what everyone is Russia drank. Now it became "chassidish" to drink vodka and eat herring, while it's "fry" to have a BBQ and drink beer.

I couldn't agree with you more.

With Vodka it's kind of tricky, people tend to associate pain with spirituality, so naturally vodka becomes a great choice as it does not outright seem like a indulging item.   

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #390 on: August 14, 2013, 03:40:55 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #391 on: August 14, 2013, 10:27:29 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #392 on: August 14, 2013, 10:28:59 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #393 on: August 14, 2013, 11:14:55 AM »
?עשה רצונך כרצונו כדי שיעשה רצונו
Different meaning.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #394 on: August 18, 2013, 04:02:22 PM »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #395 on: August 24, 2013, 07:19:18 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #396 on: August 24, 2013, 07:39:09 PM »
Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה
 

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #397 on: August 24, 2013, 10:01:27 PM »
Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה
 
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #398 on: August 25, 2013, 12:44:58 AM »
אז ס'גייט נישט ווי אזוי מ'וויל, זאל מען ווילען ווי אזוי ס'גייט און ס'וועט ממילא גיין ווי אזוי מ'וויל!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #399 on: August 25, 2013, 07:19:44 PM »

Speaking of R Hutner, someone once asked him by a wedding what beracha to make on a complicated fancy dessert they were serving. His response:אויף דעם מאכט מען א שטיללע ברכה

Lol.