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Offline george

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #450 on: October 02, 2013, 10:57:11 AM »
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I see you don't believe me. In that case, I apologize for the misunderstanding. May you be blessed with all things good.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #451 on: October 02, 2013, 11:27:10 AM »
"There are 2 types of people: people who use phones while driving, and people that don't have phones" :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #452 on: October 02, 2013, 11:52:57 AM »
I know that's the common usage. Just saying it doesn't make sense as wikipedia confirms and the actual source has it the correct way.
And again no reason to start name calling

It does make sense, just in a different way.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #453 on: October 02, 2013, 12:43:52 PM »
There is nothing more whole then a broken heart there is nothing more depressing then a happy breslover and nothing more cold then a warm litvak


If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #454 on: October 02, 2013, 01:44:30 PM »
Bibi Netanyahu is a sheep in wolves' clothing
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #455 on: October 02, 2013, 01:48:03 PM »
Bibi Netanyahu is a sheep in wolves' clothing
-Rouhani?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #456 on: October 02, 2013, 01:50:31 PM »
Bibi Netanyahu is a sheep in wolves' clothing
Perhaps a wolf in sheep's clothing as well...#Chevron
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #457 on: October 02, 2013, 01:54:03 PM »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #458 on: October 05, 2013, 10:38:27 PM »
 Q: Y in ana hashem hoshia do we shake lulov and by ana hashem hatzlicha we don't A: wen itz a hoshia its time to move  wen hatzlicha its not time to move

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #459 on: October 05, 2013, 10:43:22 PM »
Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugliness is definitely through an through  ;D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #460 on: October 05, 2013, 10:54:57 PM »
Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugliness is definitely through an through  ;D
which reminds me of the exchange between a man and a women W: u r drunk M: wen I wake up tomorrow ill b sober wen u wake up tomorrow u still b ugly W: (deeply insulted) if u would b my husband I would put poison in ur tea M: if u would b my wife I would drink it!!!!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #461 on: October 05, 2013, 10:57:48 PM »
If u work for a living y kill urself working :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #462 on: October 05, 2013, 11:06:27 PM »
which reminds me of the exchange between a man and a women W: u r drunk M: wen I wake up tomorrow ill b sober wen u wake up tomorrow u still b ugly W: (deeply insulted) if u would b my husband I would put poison in ur tea M: if u would b my wife I would drink it!!!!


Oy.
Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #463 on: October 05, 2013, 11:08:05 PM »
Oy.
Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
yup :D

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #464 on: October 09, 2013, 05:39:10 PM »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.