Okay, I'm enshrining your post.
Hey! I didn't write it.
Saw this on a truck while I was driving so I couldn't take a pic. "WORK HARDER!...... thousands on welfare depend on you!"
, then again
I sometimes use high vocabulary words that I don't understand, to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
"Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on Facebook."
Seen on Facebook?
Putting your phone in rice after its broken, hoping some asian guy will come and fix it
Repost!
My friend asked me what to do about her Kleptomania. I told her she should probably take something.-Ellen
The thing with kleptomaniacs, is that they take things literally.