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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #600 on: May 27, 2014, 01:33:23 PM »
Okay, I'm enshrining your post.
Hey! I didn't write it. >:( :P

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #601 on: May 28, 2014, 01:35:36 AM »
Hey! I didn't write it. >:( :P

But you passed it on.  :P

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #602 on: June 02, 2014, 12:20:10 AM »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #603 on: June 09, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »
Saw this on a truck while I was driving so I couldn't take a pic.

"WORK HARDER!...... thousands on welfare depend on you!"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #604 on: June 09, 2014, 06:44:46 PM »
Saw this on a truck while I was driving so I couldn't take a pic.

"WORK HARDER!...... thousands on welfare depend on you!"
;D , then again  >:(
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #605 on: June 09, 2014, 06:45:27 PM »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #606 on: June 10, 2014, 12:46:03 PM »
I sometimes use high vocabulary words that I don't understand, to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #607 on: June 10, 2014, 12:50:42 PM »
I sometimes use high vocabulary words that I don't understand, to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
LOL
I'm definitely reusing that one :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #608 on: June 10, 2014, 01:01:48 PM »
I sometimes use high vocabulary words that I don't understand, to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
ALOL :))

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #609 on: June 16, 2014, 05:48:29 PM »
"Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on Facebook."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #610 on: June 16, 2014, 06:12:16 PM »
"Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on Facebook."
Seen on Facebook? :P

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #611 on: June 16, 2014, 06:13:34 PM »
« Last Edit: June 16, 2014, 06:24:17 PM by MC »

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #612 on: June 16, 2014, 07:07:43 PM »
Putting your phone in rice after its broken, hoping some asian guy will come and fix it  ;D
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #613 on: June 16, 2014, 07:14:13 PM »
Putting your phone in rice after its broken, hoping some asian guy will come and fix it  ;D
Repost!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #614 on: June 16, 2014, 10:52:25 PM »
“To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.”


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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #615 on: June 18, 2014, 06:56:44 PM »
My friend asked me what to do about her Kleptomania. I told her she should probably take something.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #616 on: June 18, 2014, 06:59:06 PM »
My friend asked me what to do about her Kleptomania. I told her she should probably take something.

-Ellen
The thing with kleptomaniacs, is that they take things literally.
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #617 on: June 18, 2014, 10:49:00 PM »
The thing with kleptomaniacs, is that they take things literally.
ALOL!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #618 on: June 19, 2014, 02:04:45 AM »
Reminds me of:
I might be skitzafranik but at least we have each other.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #619 on: June 19, 2014, 07:20:36 AM »
Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

The thing with kleptomaniacs, is that they take things literally.