If I had a flower for every time you made me smile and laugh,I'd have a garden to walk in forever, so thank you!
Don't you hate it when you make a meaningful, well-thought out quote and the only reason no one likes it is because you quoted yourself? - Me(well technically I saw it on twitter but... you get it)
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win the race, you're still a rat.
Sometimes the customer is right. But sometimes the customer is just plain confused.
If you wanna go fast, go aloneIf you wanna go far, go together
Probably "happened in your office today"
Not today... but often enough!
Time for a new job?