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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #680 on: September 15, 2014, 06:22:36 PM »
"Expecting the world to be fair with you because you are fair, is like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him."
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #681 on: September 16, 2014, 10:42:42 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 11, 2014, 01:13:55 PM
The sooner you realize that you've fallen behind, the more time you have to catch up
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #682 on: September 22, 2014, 02:48:52 PM »
Be happy if your pissed off

It's a whole lot better than being pissed on!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #683 on: October 07, 2014, 12:44:31 PM »
"Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving."
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #684 on: October 08, 2014, 08:48:41 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on October 07, 2014, 12:44:31 PM
"Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving."

Does anyone ever say on their deathbed "I wish I'd saved more"? Supposedly thats the reason not to stay too long at the office, and it should apply to saving too :)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #685 on: October 08, 2014, 09:09:26 AM »
Quote from: yos9694 on October 08, 2014, 08:48:41 AM
Does anyone ever say on their deathbed "I wish I'd saved more"? Supposedly thats the reason not to stay too long at the office, and it should apply to saving too :)

people do like to leave money for their kids though
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #686 on: October 08, 2014, 09:18:05 AM »
Quote from: yos9694 on October 08, 2014, 08:48:41 AM
Does anyone ever say on their deathbed "I wish I'd saved more"?
No but they say it when they can't work anymore and SS just doesn't cut it.

Then they die.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #687 on: November 20, 2014, 11:36:33 AM »
Chose a major you love and you will never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #688 on: November 20, 2014, 11:48:13 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on November 20, 2014, 11:36:33 AM
Chose a major you love and you will never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring.
that's a good one! All college now days is a scandal anyhow.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #689 on: November 20, 2014, 12:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda25 on November 20, 2014, 11:48:13 AM
that's a good one! All college now days is a scandal anyhow.
Huh? Do you mean a scam?
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #690 on: November 20, 2014, 02:06:02 PM »
Both, the whole system is messed up
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #691 on: November 20, 2014, 09:50:36 PM »
What was that line about the traffic on the Verrazano?  ;)
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #692 on: November 23, 2014, 12:17:05 PM »
"Like us on Facebook.  It's a great place to read our tweets a second time." - Tripp & Tyler
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #693 on: December 02, 2014, 02:28:23 PM »
If you want to go fast, go alone...
If you want to go far, go together...
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #694 on: December 02, 2014, 08:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Centro on December 02, 2014, 02:28:23 PM
If you want to go fast, go alone...
If you want to go far, go together...
excellent!
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #695 on: December 07, 2014, 08:17:29 AM »
I use coffee to keep me going until it's acceptable to drink wine.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #696 on: December 07, 2014, 10:14:12 AM »
Quote from: Centro on December 02, 2014, 02:28:23 PM
If you want to go fast, go alone...
If you want to go far, go together...
My new signature!
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If you wanna go fast, go alone
If you wanna go far, go together

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #697 on: December 09, 2014, 04:59:05 PM »
There would be more happy marriages if husbands tried understanding their wives and wives tried understanding football.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #698 on: December 09, 2014, 06:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 09, 2014, 04:59:05 PM
There would be more happy marriages if husbands tried understanding their wives and wives tried understanding football.
We just skip the middleman (woman) & try to understand football directly.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #699 on: December 09, 2014, 08:20:15 PM »
Quote from: TimT on December 09, 2014, 06:05:07 PM
We just skip the middleman (woman) & try to understand football directly.

Gay marriage?
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