Oh COME on! How is this worth a sleepless night? Get real.
Say your kid came to you and said "Tatty can I give you a mushy kiss and then scream all night?"
No one on this board would say yes. No one!
Ok, I'll say what everyone else is thinking:
The premise of this thread is
not the type of thing that everyone feels but is too ashamed to admit. It's not.
Most of us appreciate the gift of children, and find the hardship, grief and aggravation that comes along with them to be well worth it. You have a problem, and you should seek help (elsewhere).